Evan Almighty Page #6

: Are you ready, sir?

Just a minute:
No, no, no, no:

Dirty, dirty, dirty! Big one!

Baxter's only a freshman, sir, but I think

you'll find he is locked and loaded:

Good:
Maybe this young stud can help me

get these old mares on board:

Oh, you'll be impressed:

Gentlemen, good to see you:

Do you want to explain yourself,

Congressman? What is going on?

Oh, these

are birds:

What are they doing here?

How did they get in here?

Well, that is an excellent question:

And my response to said question is,

they are trained

aviaries, sir:

Let me make you see

what I'm talking about:

I can make any sort of movement,

and they will not get off!

Do you have a point, Congressman?

Hey, guys, what's the point?

What's my point?

I'll tell you:

The point is

that man

needs to dominate creatures

and, ultimately, man must

dictate what happens in this country:

God bless America:

I couldn't agree more:

You have got to be kidding me:

No, of course not:

We lost a huge project last year

because of the red-headed woodpecker:

Those environmentalists got so up in arms

over the potential disappearance

of one stupid bird:::

Yeah, birds are stupid sometimes:

:::we lost over $25 million in business:

I see where you're going with this,

Congressman:
Good work!

Your little display has obviously

hit a chord:
Gentlemen:

From now on, let's keep the surprises

to a maximum of, say, none: Understood?

Yes, sir:
Absolutely, sir:

Evan, that was brilliant: Risky, but brilliant:

What the:
::

I'll tell you one thing, these birds had

a nice big meal before they flew in here:

You want me to get my BB gun?

You know what I want you to do?

I want you to open the door:

Open the door?

Just open the door!

Close the door after I leave! Just do it!

Okay:

One, two, three!

Man, if I get the bird flu,

he is paying for my medical bills!

Sheep!

Oh, no:

Oh, gosh:

Go, go, go! Get out!

Okay:
No:

No:
No:

I'm not doing this: It's insane!

No!

Enough already!

See, if you had an ark,

you'd have a place to put them all:

Why are you doing this? Why me?

It's not time yet: Go on: Go on:

Yeah, go on:

So how about it?

Feel like living on the edge?

Beautiful, isn't it?

I remember creating this valley:

Notice how the mountains line up

east to west:

That's so there'd be lots of sunshine:

Where are we?

Don't recognize it, eh?

No:

This is where you live, son:

This is Prestige Crest:

I wanted you to see the original design:

So, you're really him, aren't you?

You want more proof? I haven't done

the pillar of salt thing in a while:

That's all right: I believe you: I just:::

I don't understand why you chose me:

Rate this script:4.0 / 1 vote