EuroTrip Page #5

See what I'm talking about?

This is predictable Scotty talking.

Relax. Paris is practically a suburb

of Berlin. It's a nothing commute.

That's why France and Germany

have always been allies.

The twins.

The twins are in Paris, right?

We can call them. They could help.

Let me see your phone.

Okay, but I'm only supposed

to use this for business calls.

Hey, don't...

You're on the wrong side of the road,

you snail-eating puffs.

F*** off! Go on, you Gaelic

f***ing garlic-breath tossers!

Piss off!

Get in here and say that,

you froggy Itie shities!

- F***ing beep!

We'll beep, you bastard,

all over your f***ing nose!

Get out of the way! Piss off!

Hey, lads!

That wanker's got

a frog football shirt on!

Let's give this nancy

a f***ing good kicking!

Come on, lads, he's going off!

All right. Twins said

they'd meet us here.

Look at that!

There they are. Come on. Jenny!

- Jamie!

- Hey!

Come here!

No, no. No, no, no!

- Scott, bienvenu a Paris.

- Thank you.

- Is that a new camera?

- It isn't just a camera,

this is a Leica M7.

Uber-sensitive exposure settings,

legendary cloth shutter system.

- Let me see that thing.

- No can do.

I spent four years tutoring

lacrosse players to pay for it,

so nobody touches my camera but me.

- It's like your wiener.

- No, it's not...

- Jenny...

- Cooper, leave him alone.

Wow, I can't believe you came

all the way to Europe for a girl.

Wait, not just any girl.

Show her the picture, Scotty.

She makes girls in our high school

look like walruses.

I'm a girl from your high school.

No, I mean "girl" girls.

Guys, we're wasting the whole day here.

We're in Paris!

Let's go to the Louvre!

To the Louvre!

So, you guys wanna stay here,

or should we check out

the huge line at the Eiffel Tower?

Here's a fun fact. Voltaire contracted

syphilis two blocks from here.

- Should we go?

- Can we please get out of here?

- This guy's really creeping me out.

- Who, robot man?

He's just trying to feed

his robot family.

- I really don't like him.

- Why?

Because he's doing this?

OK, seriously, don't do that.

Cooper.

Do not hate me.

I am familiar with

over 600 dance moves

and I am programmed to get...

freaky.

You're just upset because

people like me better.

It's okay.

Oh!

Fight! Fight!

Break the leg shot!

Ha! Ha! Ha!

Don't look in his eyes, Scotty.

- Ohhh!

- That was not cool.

- Oh!

Guys, let's go. Come on.

Error! Error! Error!

How cool is this?

It's a shame we only get

to spend one day together.

- Why don't you come to Berlin?

- Umm, no.

Jamie, come on. In a few months,

we go to different colleges.

This could be the last chance the four

of us are together like this.

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