EuroTrip Page #3

- You like me better, right?

This girl is not only smart and funny,

and stunningly beautiful,

but until I screwed up, she wanted

to come all the way to America,

just to be with me.

- So do something about it.

- What can I do?

She blocked her email account,

her phone number's not listed.

The only thing I know

is she lives in Berlin.

So go to Berlin.

I can't just go to Berlin, Coop.

- Why not?

- Because...

I just can't, OK? I'm supposed

to work for my dad this summer.

It looks good on

my med school application.

Oh, Jesus, Scotty!

Man, Fiona was right.

You're so predictable.

- I'm going to Germany.

- No...

we're going to Germany.

How are we going

to get to Germany?

Don't worry. I've got it covered.

- We're going to be couriers?

- Best way to get a cheap flight.

We just have to carry their packages,

then drop them off when we get there.

- My cousin did it going to India.

- Yeah?

Of course, he ended up using

a public restroom in New Delhi

and they had to cut off his leg.

You know...

but he got there cheap,

is what I'm saying.

OK, I don't have anything

to Germany for a week.

But I can get you both

to London today for $118.

Anything else?

Europe is the size of the Eastwood Mall.

We can walk to Berlin from there.

- Cooper, England's an island.

- OK, swim. Whatever.

We'll take it.

Hey. Thanks for coming with me.

I know you had that internship

at the law firm this summer.

Well, forget about the law firm.

And don't thank me.

I should be thanking you.

This trip is

a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity

for me to broaden my sexual horizons.

What are you talking about?

I'm talking about crazy European sex.

Ah.

You know America was founded by prudes.

Prudes who left Europe,

because they hated

all the kinky, steamy

European sex that was going on.

And now I, Cooper Harris,

will return to the land

of my perverted forefathers

and claim my birthright,

which is a series

of erotic and sexually

challenging adventures.

You've really thought a lot

about this, haven't you?

It's my passion.

Come on, come on!

- The adventure begins.

- Welcome to jolly old England.

Yeah, breathe that sweet,

sexy, European air.

- Oh.

- What is that?

It's the phone they gave me

at the law firm.

Yeah, it's pretty neat, huh?

- Works anywhere.

- Yeah?

Excuse me.

Cooper here.

Hello, Mr. Walters.

Yes, sir, I'm down in file storage.

Um, hang on one second.

No, sir, I can't find

the Gutterman file anywhere.

Yes, sir, I'll keep looking.

I don't rest until I find it.

Didn't tell your boss

you were leaving the country?

They would've stopped paying me.

It seemed easier.

- So, where to?

- I don't know.

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