Euro Angels Hardball 13: The Hole Story Page #3

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- You guys all right?

- Yeah, we're cool, cheers.

- Close the door!

- Bye-bye, Martin! Bye-bye!

- Put the lights on!

- Frankie, calm down!

- Can you put the lights on?

I don't like it!

Oh, God, can't you find the light switch?

Calm down!

- Yeeeehaaa!

- Whoooo!

- Would you look at this?

- Lights!

What do you think, girls?

Pretty damn good!

- Aaaaaaaaaah!

I shot you in the back like six times, dude!

You're dead!

We love you

Got no brakes

butyou know we got a radio

You're in the way!

You've gotta move

when we're rockin' on yourstereo

Die, scum! Get out of the way!

Get out of the way!

Get out of the way of the woman!

- Get out of the way of the lady!

- You're dead!

- You're gonna die!

- No, man!

- You're the only one to die!

We love...

Love

We love you

Love

We love you

Love

We love you...

Would you mind

if I boiled water for my pasta?

No, not at all. D'you want to go first?

Yeah. Sure. Cheers, I'll...

It's great stuff. It's got this hole

down the middle so it cooks quickly.

Have you got a pan I can borrow?

- There you go.

- Cheers.

- What are you having on that?

- Er... nothing.

You can't have pasta and nothing.

- That's nice. That's really nice.

- I've got salt. Do you want some?

Pasta and salt? No! Thanks, though.

- What are you having, then?

- I'm not hungry.

- You've got to have something.

- Didn't really bring anything.

- You didn't bring any food?

- Not food food. A bit of gum.

How will you survive on gum

for three days?

It slipped my mind. It didn't occur to me.

- OK, so food slipped your mind.

- I've got food.

I've got sausages and beans and noodles.

Plenty for everyone.

You can have as much as you want.

You have sausages?

Do you have tomato sauce?

- Some.

- You enjoy your pasta, OK?

I'm having sausages...

..with Liz... tonight.

Frankie?

No... no, thanks. I'm on a diet. I've got

fibre pills to stop me feeling hungry.

Yum

OK, it's my turn.

My friend was driving his girlfriend

in his Ferrari...

Who do you know with a Ferrari?

- Bob and Sally. You don't know them.

Bob and who?

- Mike, don't!

- F*** off. Really, relax.

Bob and Sally went for a drive, but they

ran out of petrol in the middle of nowhere.

So Bob went to find some. Sally was left

in the car. She switched on the radio...

..and they said there was like

this crazy madman on the loose.

- But she was really tired...

- Man with a hook.

- On the roof of the car.

- With Bob's head on a stick.

- On a hook!

- No, this really happened!

Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, Frankie

OK, I've got one for you.

Make you cack your pants.

- What?!

- Shut up, man.

Something happens to Martin.

Doesn't come back for us.

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