Escape Room Page #3

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/ Yeah, no sh*t.

Who's the little girlie

by your side?

I've seen you

Are you kidding me? /

At least I'm trying something.

Okay. / Give me a break.

All right. If I...

If I just...

All right.

That's... You're just tying it up more.

Okay. / No, that's...

All right, just... / Just...

If I just...

F***, Anderson!

Just... Ow! / F***.

I'm trying to get us out!

If I...

Hold on, if I... / If you...

If I come down like this...

No, no. / No, that's...

Conrad?

Wha... anybody?

Boo!

Oh, my God, you scared me!

Oh, mission accomplished.

Mm. You're so bad.

Aw, you like it.

Yeah, I do.

Whoa.

Okay, this is weird.

This is sick.

This is weird.

What is this?

Um, I don't know,

but can we do something

about this first?

Okay.

Oh, my God.

What is this?

I don't know. I thought

it was you grabbing me

and I kind of liked it.

I was blindfolded, Conrad.

How would I have put this on you?

God, I can't believe Christen did this.

Really?

All right. Um...

Okay, how 'bout...

how about if I do...

No.

Okay, let's... / Just stop, Anderson.

I'm trying to figure this out.

Yeah, well, it's obviously not working.

It's a f***ing puzzle.

There must be another solution.

Like what?

We have to work together, okay?

Fine.

All right.

Okay, what did we do

before that hasn't worked?

Like, we need to rethink this thing.

Well, we can't untie it.

We can't go around each other.

How about if we go through it?

Through it?

Yeah, like this.

Like through it. Like through.

Like this.

Like through.

What? No, that's not right. / Yeah.

Oh, no, no, no. You were

definitely on to something here.

Okay, you put your hand here.

What's the number?

Tabby, it's part of the game.

You gotta figure it out.

So there's a reason they put

this horrible thing on you?

Yeah, it's a clue.

All right, so we have

to figure out a number

that relates to the worst

pair of underwear ever.

Yes, we do.

Bill Spry

Come on...

Do... this.

No, I... / Wait.

No, no, stop, stop, stop.

I think I got it.

Poor Bill, feelin' so ill / If I...

Yell'd out to Pilot Brown / this...

"Steady a bit, yer fool!

We're turning upside down!"

Take me back to dear...

Nice!

All right, let's find a key

to unlock this sh*t.

Yeah. Let's do that.

So there are four numbers.

Let's assume A is one, B is two,

and A-B-C.

You can't go higher than nine.

/ This is complicated.

All right, babe, let's brainstorm.

Why would I be wearing this belt?

Mm... sex is definitely

out of the question.

I think you nailed it.

I'm definitely not nailing you.

No, babe, what's a four letter word

that has to do with sex?

"F***?"

Uh-uh.

That's too many digits.

"Kink?"

Oh, wait!

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