Escape from Pleasure Planet Page #4

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but no luck so far.

Now, I don't know.

Maybe he didn't come in today.

Maybe he took the afternoon off

and went home.

I just don't know.

Got it.

I'll go visit the center.

Negative, agent.

I want you to go

straight out to his house.

He's very isolated.

There's no cell phone.

There's no computer, nothing.

But I think he's our best hope.

If he's out there, sir,

I'll find him.

And, Daniels,

if you do find him,

and he knows something,

I'm depending on you

to keep it zipped.

You can count on me, sir.

Good.

What?

Why's the door open?

I don't know.

Do you smell that?

Yeah, did you leave

the oven on again?

Of course not.

What the hell is going on here?

Greetings, Earthlings. How?

How?

Earthlings? I think maybe

you better start explaining.

Well, we got lost...

Lost, just completely lost.

And we came upon

your construction.

Beautiful place.

Really nice.

And no one was here.

Not a soul.

So we thought,

maybe you wouldn't mind?

Is it okay?

We can leave.

It's not a problem.

I'm just so confused.

Your clothes?

Everything is just so strange.

Are you guys from Centerville?

I got dressed in a hurry.

I was being kidnapped.

Kidnapped?

Yes, you are addressing

Her Royal Highness,

Princess Dyanna of Alton Four.

And I am her

body guard, Tara.

You're kidding me, right?

I don't kid.

Suzi, do you think it could be?

Oh, that thing that

crashed in the hills.

No, this is fantastic.

This is what

I've always dreamed about.

I can't believe it.

I mean,

they do look pretty fantastic.

All right.

Oh, my God.

Okay, ladies,

please finish your meal

and we can have

a little chat... please.

Suzi, do you know

what this means?

That two big-tittied twits

cleaned out our kitchen

and now we have to go

grocery shopping.

No, I mean, what if they

really did come

on a space ship

here from another galaxy?

You really think either one of

those two has the intelligence

to find their way out of

a K-Mart parking lot?

Stranger things have happened.

Name one.

All right, let me start again.

What if they're

telling the truth?

Maybe they did escape

from outer space.

They look like they escaped

from a Frederick's Catalogue.

Either way, it's not bad.

There's only one way

I can prove it.

I need to test their clothes.

I'll bet they're made of fabric

that's not of this Earth.

How are we supposed

to get their clothes?

You're a girl.

Think of something.

What...?

This is our room.

You can change in here.

So, please explain to me again

why you guys want my clothes.

Well, if you really are

from another solar system,

the fabric of the clothes

will prove it's alien composition.

I have to study it,

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