Escape from Cannibal Farm Page #3

would like that.

I don't think Wesley

likes much of anything.

He may seem like

a grumpy old man

but actually he's

very kind hearted.

He's done a lot of good for us.

Mom maybe we should just

stay in the motor home.

You can but Wesley

really wants to camp.

That's what we came

all this way for.

Whoa whoa whoa what

the f*** is that?

It's a popup tent.

Where's my tent Kathy?

It's the one I've had

since I was a kid.

It was damp and it was smelly.

Who asked you?

I'm sorry Wesley it

was just really tricky.

This one's so much

easier to put up.

Oh tricky for a useless

old baggage maybe.

Perhaps you should've

left it to the men.

Kind hearted you said?

He just has a

very specific idea

of how he wants

this weekend to be.

Yeah a living hell for us all.

He just wants it to

be perfect, for us.

Oh good fire Wesley.

Oh don't thank me, thank

Mr. Daniels, he got it going

and he gets the

first cut of meat.

Oh no.

Actually Wesley I

don't eat meat.

Oh no you gotta try this.

I cook it rare and bloody.

It'll be the best meat

you've ever tasted.

Better than that dog sh*t

they sell in the supermarkets.

No this is proper

food, man's food.

We're vegan Wesley.

- What?

- Vegan.

What from Star Trek?

It means vegetarian.

No Mom it means no animal

products, no meat, no dairy.

Well what in the bloody hell

do you expect to eat then?

All kinds of things.

Fruit, vegetables, soy

products, special vegan things.

Isn't that stuff a

bit expensive for you?

Mom it's a choice we've made.

You sure you don't want me

to cook you up some grass?

There's plenty of grass.

Oh how about some leaves?

- Wesley.

- Well that's vegan isn't it?

It's all well and

good making fun of us

but there are benefits

to our vegan diet.

Oh benefits, yeah,

what benefits?

Do you sh*t flowers?

When you've got

diabetes, heart disease

and a fat belly you

won't be mocking us.

What?

I'm just kidding.

Perhaps you should just

go and get the food bag.

No it's alright

Jess I'll get it.

You two keep the fire going.

It's in the brown

paper bag by the fridge.

Yeah of course it is.

What did I say about phones?

Hey hey that's mine, Mom.

I specifically said

I didn't want phones,

games, computers, all your

electrical sh*t on this trip.

Give it back.

I didn't come all

the way out here

to have your bullshit

disturbing me.

- You f***ing a**hole!

- Toby.

You gonna let him

call me an a**hole?

An a**hole that pays for

you to go to university.

See this is thanks I get.

Do you know what a

spoiled brat you are?

F*** you, get your

f***ing hands off of me.

Toby that's

unacceptable, apologize to Wesley.

No let him go Kathy,

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