Erotic Ghost Story
- Year:
- 1990
- 90 min
- 361 Views
What else do you want?
No more
What's your order, Miss?
All I want is a little rest
A pot of tea please
Sure
Mo, the meat buns in Mao's restaurant
really are big and good
Yes, nice, smooth and big as a bowl
A bowl's not big enough. A teapot
Let me show you the two buns
I've just bought
Why are they missing?
How come? I really bought them
Missing
Just look around
Get away
Miss,
have you seen my buns?
Brother, she stole them; she's got them
Keep away, old man!
Give me back my buns
Again?
Get away
Miss, they really are tough
They'll get help. Run now!
Faces up
Banker takes all
Brother
Yes?
Damn, what's become of you two?
Brother, a woman did it
You can't beat a woman?
You deserve it
Brother, she's excellent in kung fu
Right
So you suffered a glorious defeat!
Shuffle
Brother,
her kung fu is no fun
What?
Is she equipped with lots of biceps?
And her chest is as big as a teapot
Yes, it's true
You'll too fall...
for her low-cutting dress
Let's go
Seeing is believing
It's up there
Try to keep up
Halt!
How strange
Not her
Damn, is it her to not?
You must mean my sister
Have you got a sister?
She's Fei-fei,
carrying an umbrella, right?
Yes, she did carry an umbrella
Miss, your sister has wounded my brother
How are you going
to make good the damage?
How did they get hurt?
She...
She's rude
My sister's an arrogant man-hater
She's not as sociable as I am
Are you? Let's...
You're tall and handsome,
and their big brother
I'd jump at the chance
Great, let's do it now
Hold it
What? You're changing your mind?
How can I alone cope with you five?
Never mind, serve me first
They'll join later
Right, you go first, brother
Follow the queue
Don't fight
Don't fight,
I still have 4 sisters over here
Come out
Each of you will have a share
This is for me
She's curvaceous
Possessed by evil spirits!
They're gone
Never thought we could've come upon this
soon after we came here
to seek perfection
Don't ever let sister know about it
or she'll blame us for our behaviour
I won't
Well, where has sister been today?
If the Wutung fairy was any good,
I'd offer a pig
That woman next door said he's good
Is he?
Thank you
Hello, Miss, some candles?
Why are there...
only female worshippers here?
No men?
You must be a stranger here
I've just moved in
Wutung is deity of fertility
Any barren women blessed by him...
will be pregnant
Come on
Serve some incense now
He's handsome
Taoist priest, be on your guard
Yes
You should be on your guard, Miss
My name is Hsuan Kuei
What's your name, Miss?
We're only strangers
Let's not exchange names
a devout believer
Old Taoist, what are you up to?
You know what you've done
What have I done?
You were lusty in the presence of Wutung
you may encounter fatal disasters
Nonsense
Why are you picking on me
of all the many female pilgrims?
Is it taboo for me even to think of it?
That's all right for women in general
But not for you
Why?
Women are human. Human and demons can't
mix no matter how you yearn for it
But you...
What about me?
You're an accomplished vixen
in human form
Your lust in Wutung's presence...
invites disaster
Woe betide only those who ask for it
Repent now
Enough, old priest,
you really have the guts
Watch out!
I can't help if you don't take my word
If anything happens,
come to see me at Pi Tan Falls
Sister
Have you cleaned up everything?
We've done it most of the day
See for it yourself
Those who seek perfection must be
in the right mood
When you're peaceful in mind,
there's peace in your heart
You should understand this principle
Sure, sister,
you've said that repeatedly
Though we're sworn sisters,
I mean every word of it
Remember that after 36 days
we may shed our animal frame
and be immortal
During this period, monsters,
within or without
may try to ruin us
Guard against this
Don't worry, we'll bear this in mind
How can...
there be monsters over here?
Speak of the devil,
and the devil appears
How could...
Fei-fei, go and see who it is
Greetings, Miss
Who are you looking for, madam?
You're...
I'm your neighbor. My husband is Wang
Let's greet you as Mrs Wang then
As you please
It's spotlessly clean here
Please sit down
Thank you
It's a big house
Only the 3 of you here?
Only you three sisters, and not a man?
No
You really are great
Nowadays cases of women getting pregnant
before marriage are not uncommon
I must be off
They say:
A neighbor is closer thana distant relative
This is only a courtesy call
Please just tell me if you need anything
Be free to come over to me
Just drop in when you have time
What a busybody
She means well
Where's she now?
Go over to see how our neighbor is
Three girls have just moved in
as our neighbors
You never go out
How do you know?
Well, you're right
I must go for a walk now
Wait,
you haven't answered my question yet
I saw them in the garden
Did you dig a hole over there?
No, I climbed up the wall
Forgive me, darling,
I won't do it again
I really won't do it again
I really won't do it again
I'm finished, I'm finished
The old Buddha's statue's fallen. Why?
He needs a rest
after such a long practice
Don't make fun of him
It's late. Let's eat and retire
Help, help!
Don't run!
Stop!
Help!
Help!
Stop, or I'll chop you dead!
Stop!
How could you use violence...
in broad daylight?
Miss, you come at the right time
Let me butcher this kid
this take you up the mountain
to have fun
Brother, are you all right?
Let's go
Forgive me for touching...
your body accidentally
Forgive me
Scholar, you had a narrow escape
Don't be formal
I remember now
I was pursued by 3 bandits and fell
I can't remember what followed then
I've driven the bandits away for you
You did?
You're only a frail girl
I've learned boxing
from a famous instructor
Who are you?
How did that happen?
I'm Wu Ming sitting
for the scholastic examination
I've been studying...
in the hut for it
I was going to town to buy
some daily necessities
I came upon these bandits
and nearly got killed
May I know your name, Miss?
I'm Pai So-so
Thanks for your help
I must take leave now
Are you all right?
You can't make it
Don't be silly
You can't go back the way...
you walk
Let me help you
Proximity between sexes is not decorous
But the sage says:
Cases of emergency are excepted
Come on, let's go
Take care
Thank you, Miss
Here I am. Let me go in now
There's a saying:
"See a good deed through"
Go in
admit of distinguished guests
I'm neither a distinguished guest
nor a priest
You're a mudman
Go back and change
Yes, Miss, please
You...
I cleaned up for you. Are you satisfied?
You did that in only a moment
Scholar, girls can do such chores
much more efficiently than men
Translation
Translate and read this script in other languages:
Select another language:
- - Select -
- 简体中文 (Chinese - Simplified)
- 繁體中文 (Chinese - Traditional)
- Español (Spanish)
- Esperanto (Esperanto)
- 日本語 (Japanese)
- Português (Portuguese)
- Deutsch (German)
- العربية (Arabic)
- Français (French)
- Русский (Russian)
- ಕನ್ನಡ (Kannada)
- 한국어 (Korean)
- עברית (Hebrew)
- Gaeilge (Irish)
- Українська (Ukrainian)
- اردو (Urdu)
- Magyar (Hungarian)
- मानक हिन्दी (Hindi)
- Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Italiano (Italian)
- தமிழ் (Tamil)
- Türkçe (Turkish)
- తెలుగు (Telugu)
- ภาษาไทย (Thai)
- Tiếng Việt (Vietnamese)
- Čeština (Czech)
- Polski (Polish)
- Bahasa Indonesia (Indonesian)
- Românește (Romanian)
- Nederlands (Dutch)
- Ελληνικά (Greek)
- Latinum (Latin)
- Svenska (Swedish)
- Dansk (Danish)
- Suomi (Finnish)
- فارسی (Persian)
- ייִדיש (Yiddish)
- հայերեն (Armenian)
- Norsk (Norwegian)
- English (English)
Citation
Use the citation below to add this screenplay to your bibliography:
Style:MLAChicagoAPA
"Erotic Ghost Story" Scripts.com. STANDS4 LLC, 2024. Web. 4 Oct. 2024. <https://www.scripts.com/script/erotic_ghost_story_12507>.
Discuss this script with the community:
Report Comment
We're doing our best to make sure our content is useful, accurate and safe.
If by any chance you spot an inappropriate comment while navigating through our website please use this form to let us know, and we'll take care of it shortly.
Attachment
You need to be logged in to favorite.
Log In