Ernest Saves Christmas Page #5
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- 1988
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Ahhhh!
[ Whoosh ]
Do you remember anything | about the cab,
beside the fact | that it was yellow?
No ''Worrell'' at City Cab.
I can try Metro.
I kept track of him | until he was 1 1 or so;
Ernest, I mean.
What a good boy.
Not very bright.
He grew up with this guy.
I think his name was Vern.
What is with you and this rummy?
You've already blown | your appointment with Derek.
He's a nice old man. | He seems a little confused.
I think we can | take a little time to help him out.
All right, all right.
Head on over there.
I'll help Mr. Whiskers | find his whatever-it-is,
and meet you at the studio.
Mr. Santos, listen, I'm sorry,
but I have an appointment | I really have to keep.
Marty will take care of you.
But,Joe, | really need to talk to you.
[ Marty ] Yes,yes,yes, | whatever it is, Mr. Santos,
you can tell me. | I'm Marty Brock,Joe's agent.
So, Mr. Santos, | do you live around here?
No. I have to go and find Joe. | Excuse me.
Do you have any family, | any friends, any money?
I had some U.S. currency; | rather a large amount.
I gave it away last year...
to a 5-year-old named | Bobby Bidderman.
What about now, Mr. Santos?
The name is Santa Claus.
Ooh.
Why don't you just | stay right here...
and I'll take care of everything.
Okie-dokie?
Good.
Yes.
Such a nice man.
[ Ernest ] | Vern, what a guy.
Yeah, me and Vern | go back a long way.
We spend the holidays together.
I help him work on his house | and stufflike that.
Me and old Vern are tighter | than stretched duct tape.
I guess you could say | we're cut from the same bark.
Old Vern's done pretty good | for himself, though.
If it weren't for me, | he wouldn't be where he is today.
I taught him all he knows | about nuclear physics.
Know what I mean?
Yeah, Vern's always happy to see me.
He's my best buddy, | and he throws the greatest parties.
Course, we're a little early, | so we can help him decorate,
and maybe put out the food.
Those little finger sandwiches,
and cheeseballs, and bean dip!
I hope he's got | something I can eat,
not just lots of things | made of white sugar and red meat.
I think eating red meat | makes people overly aggressive.
They kill people and stuff.
Know what I mean?
You're as right as rain, puddin'.
Pork's my meat.
Ho, ho, ho, Vern! | Merry Christm--
I thought you said this Vern | was a friend of yours.
Vern's just like that.
He'll do anything for a laugh.
Come on.
- It's Santa's little party helper! | - Hi!
- This is Harmony. | - [ Crack ]
She's been having a tough time, | so I'm helping her out.
You know, | kind of a ''father image'' thing.
''As the twig is bent, | so grows the tree.''
Know what I mean?
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