Ernest Saves Christmas Page #3
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- 1988
- 95 min
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- You forgot something. | - Take it easy, mister.
It's not me. | It's my brother.
He does this all the time.
We go out. He says he has the money, | and then we eat.
Then he goes to the bathroom | and sneaks out.
When the check comes, | I'm left with no money...
and this stupid look on my face.
Please, mister, | just let me go this time.
You expect me to believe that?
I swear it's true. | Look!
There's my brother now. | There he is!
Hey, Tommy!
Hey!
[ Ding, Ding ]
Whoa!
Aaah!
Please, mister, go, go, go!
Aaah!
[ Ding, Ding ]
Ding!
That was my mean uncle.
He makes me work in that restaurant | like a slave.
He keeps me locked up | in the basement...
with rats and filth, | and I just escaped.
Please don't let him get me, okay?
[ As John Wayne ] | Well, not to worry, little lady.
You're safe with us.
Thanks.
I'm Harmony Starr.
Remember that name, | because I'll be famous someday.
This is Ernest, | and I'm Santa Claus.
Surprised?
No, no.
Not really.
[ Children's Voices ]
[ Click ]
That'll be $3 2.50.
There you go.
- Hey, this ain't real. | - What?
This bill carries the likeness of one...
''Mr. Funtime.''
Hmmm.
Really, I don't have much use | for currency,
but I do like to | have a little around.
Just, you know, in case.
Oh, my. | Oh, my goodness.
Last year,
a 5-year-old wanted...
a ''Mr. Funtime'' Grocery Store.
I included a large amount of...
play money.
I suppose I must have | mixed it up.
Dum-da-dum-dum.
What we've got here...
is a failure to ''accumulate.''
[ Sigh ]
What the heck. | It's on the house.
- Merry Christmas, old buddy. | - Thank you, too, old buddy!
Oh, right through there, dear.
Ahem. | Excuse me.
I'm looking for a man | named Joseph Carruthers.
I'm the greatest.
Roar.
Me too, me too!
Roar!
For millions of years,
dinosaurs ruled the Earth.
- Roar. | - Roar.
Hey, don't do that!
Then, something | really strange happened.
Uh-oh, it's the ice age!
Oh, no, I don't feel too good.
Ah-ah-ah-choo!
He's a wonderful man.
We're so lucky | to have him with us.
You don't need to tell me. | I've watched him for years.
Yes, well, he's been | such a help here,
and the children | just love him.
I hope he gets something | going for himself soon.
Oh, I imagine he'll have | his hands full very shortly.
That's why we don't see dinosaurs | around anymore.
Hey, listen.
I want to thank all you kids | for coming to see me today.
Why do I say ''thank you''?
Because they never seem old,
they always seem new,
those 3 little words,
''please'' and ''thank you.''
"Jingle bells, checkbook swells "
" Big deals on the way ""
Hey, babe, park it in the shade. | What do you say? All right.
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