
Ernest Goes to Camp
- PG
- Year:
- 1987
- 92 min
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[Drums beating]
[Chanting]
[Drumming and chanting
continue]
[Wind whistling]
[Wind whistling]
[Drumming and chanting
continue]
[Wind whistling]
[Drumming and chanting stop]
[Shouts
in native language]
[Shouts
in native language]
[Metal rattling]
"Safety first"...
that's my motto.
When one is doing
dangerous work,
one must pay careful attention
to the safety of one's body,
know what I mean?
Aah.
But one day,
I'll be a camp counselor,
and I'll be running this place.
I'll be shaping and molding
youthful minds
into a focused worldview.
Yep.
Ernest P. Worrell,
camp counselor,
an extraordinary thing
to witness.
[Gasping]
Aah!
[Crash]
[Grunting]
Ugh! Ugh!
[Engine stops]
[Birds chirping]
Aah!
[Breathing heavily]
[Engine rumbling]
E-e-e-e-e-w.
[Grunts, water gurgles]
[Straining]
[Water gurgling]
[Straining]
[Water gurgling]
[Straining]
[Water gurgling]
[Straining]
[Water gurgling]
[Straining]
[Water gurgling]
[Straining]
[Water gurgling]
[Grunting]
[Water gurgling]
[Straining]
[Water gurgling]
Ah heh heh heh heh
heh heh heh heh heh heh.
[Porcelain creaking]
[Toilet flushes]
Aaaaah!
[Boys cheering]
Okay, off the bus!
Off the bus!
Come on! Let's go!
Let's go! Let's go!
Get a line.
Get a line going.
Get a line going.
Let's go.
Let's go.
Move quick. Move it.
Let's go, gentlemen!
Let's go!
Move it out!
Hey, fellas.
Welcome to Kamp Kikakee.
I've got everything fixed up
for you at the cabins,
know what I mean?
Well, look who's here, huh?
Just like old times, huh?
Yeah.
Remember all the fun
we had last summer?
right. What do you say?
Mm-hmm.
[Laughter]
My ha...
My ha...
my... ha...
my hand... hands!
You got a bad attitude,
son.
Let's go! Let's go!
Move it!
Let's go! Let's go!
[Boys shouting indistinctly]
Straighten up these lines.
Come on. Let's go.
Men...
Welcome to another great summer
here at Kamp Kikakee!
[Boys cheering]
Right here
on this very ground,
Indians once tested
their young braves
and taught them the ways
of the forest.
And right here, you'll be
tested and taught, too,
just as they were hundreds
of years ago...
swimming...
fire building, cooking,
camping...
archery,
wilderness survival.
For those of you who accept
the challenge,
there'll be a ceremony
of the blade... the stone...
and the arrow.
All right, guys...
Let's go!
[Boys cheering]
Man:
Hup!Hup!
Hup! Hup!
Hup! And up!
All right, hit the deck...
push-ups.
Crank out 10.
Ready...
One!
Two!
Three!
Four!
Five!
Six!
Seven!
Nine...
Morning, Ernest.
Oh, hi, Miss St. Cloud.
Um...
The sun rides high...
in... its path...
across the heavens.
Where... is the red...
chaise lounge?
Ernest, what I
came down here for is...
You know, engineering
your lifeguard stand
is an important business.
You have got to figure
your angles just right.
Course, I won't always be
One day I will be
a full-fledged counselor.
I have learned all the steps
in the path of the brave,
I have memorized
the handbook,
and I learned
the Kikakee sign language.
If only they'd give a fella
a chance.
I'm sure they will,
Ernest.
Nuh-uh.
But the real reason
I'm here
is to see if you've gotten
all your shots.
[Chuckles]
Shots?
[Chuckles] Yeah...
Okay.
How's that grandfather
of yours nowadays?
I haven't seen him around
lately.
Oh, he's out at his place.
He's so old.
his home.
Yeah, he's a wise man.
[Chuckles]
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