Enter the Dangerous Mind Page #5

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let me get you something, okay?

Where are you going?

I just think we should...

we should slow things

down, okay?

You gotta be f***in'

kiddin' me.

You jizzed in your pants?

Are you kidding me?

Are you 12?

She barely even touched you,

and you jizzed everywhere?

You know what she thinks

of you now, right,

that you're a pathetic loser!

I don't know how you can

go on being such

a useless f*** nut.

She's laughing at you.

She's mocking you

to her friends,

calling you a f***ing

limp dick loser,

premature ejaculator.

She's laughin' at you, man.

She's dyin' of laughter.

What?

You think chicks don't

talk about that sh*t?

She's telling all

of her friends

right about now.

Probably five of 'em

sittin' around

with their f***ing lattes

talkin' about you

and your pin dick.

You are a f***in'

embarrassment.

Now everybody knows.

He jizzed his pants.

His pants.

Dyin' of laughter.

Hello!

Hello!

What do you want?

Can you just maybe turn down

your music a little bit, dude?

You're not the only person that

lives here, you know.

F*** off.

Finally.

F*** you.

You act like a f***in' man.

Tell me that didn't feel good

standin' up for yourself.

You gonna let

this b*tch keep bossin'

you around?

Huh?

Shut her mouth.

Maybe then you'll be ready

to fix this f***ed up

situation you're in.

You can't let these b*tches

just go around town

talkin' sh*t about you,

callin' you a two-pump chump

premature ejaculator.

Everything okay?

Everything's fine.

We've gotten some

noise complaints.

Mind if we come in?

Anyone else in here?

You been drinking tonight, sir?

A little.

Any drugs?

Oh, well I have a prescription.

So you do.

You got anything else?

Any weapons around here?

No.

I don't.

Wait, I, um, I have a gun.

It's just a... just a toy.

It's an air pistol.

Mind if we have a look at it?

You want... oh, okay.

Okay.

Okay, that's good.

I got it.

Thank you.

Okay.

I'll just... I'll just...

I'm just gonna sit down.

Please.

What you got there, a 22?

I don't... I don't really

know about...

about guns at all.

Twenty-two can do

some real damage

if you're not careful.

Okay.

What do you use it for?

I... I don't.

I don't even use it.

I just, um...

well, I shot at targets

a couple times,

but it was, um, well,

it was boring.

It's just like computer games.

All right.

Well, do yourself a favor,

and just keep the music down.

If we have to come back,

we're gonna cite you

for disturbing the peace,

you understand that?

It's not... not really fair.

She would disturb me.

Sir.

Okay.

Keep the music down.

Stop it.

Um, I just um...

do you remember,

Vermood, was talking,

your friend, was talking

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