Enter the Dangerous Mind Page #2

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She's not a freak.

She's not even fat.

I know how you do it.

Brain Tree.

Come on, Brain Tree,

that's your in.

That's it, you take her a CD.

She said she wanted

to hear it, didn't she?

So you just say...

you're there droppin'

off a CD for her,

then you don't look like

a freak stalker walkin'

in there for no reason.

That's your in.

Come on, man.

What are you so afraid of?

Hey, isn't this what

you're always talkin' about?

Finding a nice, normal girl?

Okay, put your f***in'

tampon in, and let's go.

Today's the day we

snag you an actual,

real-life chick.

For once in your life,

try to be cool.

Nothin' weird or desperate.

You can do this.

Would you like some?

Thank you.

Okay.

Hi.

Thank you.

How are ya?

Nice to see you.

Potatoes?

There you go.

Potatoes.

Huh, I'll also have

whatever that brown stuff is.

What are you doin' here?

That's... Brain Tree

is my stuff.

That's really nice.

I'll listen to it...

later.

So...

sorry, I have to get back.

Oh, God, yeah, sorry.

Of course, you have, your um...

you're doing your...

I did just wanna... I wanted

to ask you one other question

really, really fast.

I wanted to um...

sorry.

Wanted...

You wanna hang out

with me some time.

Yes.

When?

Um...

I didn't have like

a whole plan, or whatever.

Right.

I'm not like a... not

like a player.

Do you know Launch?

Hmm-mm.

It's... well, my friend

Mood has a residency there,

so if you... we could go

tomorrow night if you want.

That's tomorrow night.

How should we...

We could meet out front at 10.

That sounds good.

At Launch at 10,

I'll see you, um...

I'll see you at Launch

tomorrow at 10, Wendy.

Okay.

Okay.

The self-defense classes

don't always do

what you think

they're gonna do.

It's just a self-defense class.

Can you teach it or not?

These ladies don't

necessarily need any more

encouragement to get themselves

into violent situations.

Self-defense techniques

got a funny way

of turning battery into murder.

You know what I'm sayin'?

You all right?

Yeah, yeah.

Cool.

Seriously, potatoes?

That's the best

you could come up with?

She laughed.

Yeah, she probably laughed

at you.

How many times do

I have to tell ya,

chicks dig confidence.

You can't keep goin'

in there all scared

and awkward.

Oh, Wendy, uh, uh, uh...

you let her ask you out.

That's the worst part.

You're a sad, pathetic,

little man, aren't you?

Does that make you feel good?

Come on, man.

What's the point, huh?

Twistin' those little knobs.

Don't strap on a sack...

I don't care how many

little trolls online

think Brain Tree's a genius.

You don't see it, right?

That's what it is with you.

She's never gonna go

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