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And if I never see you again,

then good luck.

You too.

You're back.

Yeah, you miss me?

Thanks.

So where were you headed

before you ended up here?

We were on our way

to my husband's parents' house

to tell them the news.

They hate me.

You?

Miss Goody-Two Shoes? Why?

They're Jewish.

I'm Catholic.

You know, you don't

look knocked up.

I just found out

about a week ago.

I'm due in October

or early November.

So he's gonna be

a little Scorpio hellion just like me.

I'm November 11th,

but I ain't having kids.

Somehow I think the world

would be better for it.

Ha! Good one, Sam.

You're starting

to loosen up a bit.

Where do the parents live?

Just outside of Concord,

New Hampshire.

That's kind of a schlep.

Not really.

Trust me, I've been

to that shithole of a town.

I wouldn't go

within 100 miles of there.

Are you from San Diego?

You look like

a San Diego chick.

Virginia.

Virginia?

Well then,

what are you

doing in Wisconsin?

Excuse me?

Well, if you were on your way to

New Hampshire, coming from Virginia,

then how did you wind up

in Wisconsin? Wrong turn?

We're not in Wisconsin.

Look, I'm not trying

to be an a**hole,

but we're just 50 miles

outside of Milwaukee.

No, we're about two hours

from Concord, New Hampshire.

Well, I find that hard to believe,

because I was headed to Seattle

coming from Detroit,

so there's no way I could be

in f***ing Concord, New Hampshire.

You gotta be kidding me.

Okay, I think I'm going crazy.

I could have sworn I was

heading in a straight line,

and then I just ended up back here.

I'll tell you who's crazy...

that b*tch.

- What are you talking about?

- She thinks we're in New Hampshire.

- New Hampshire?

- Yeah.

She says she's on her way

to Concord, New Hampshire,

coming from Virginia.

- Ask her!

- Yeah, I'll ask her.

How did it go?

Listen, uh,

I was talking with Jody...

I can't take her anymore, Tom.

I can't.

She's out of her mind.

No one's gonna fight you

on that one.

But she did tell me

something kind of odd.

She said we're not

in New Hampshire?

Right.

See, she's clearly lost it.

But we're not in New Hampshire.

Did you get Tom to go along

with your little game?

Samantha, it's not a game.

We're nowhere near New Hampshire.

Well, we sure as hell

are not in Wisconsin.

Wisconsin?

I never said anything

about Wisconsin.

What the hell did you just say?

Where do you think we are, Tom?

South Dakota.

South Dakota?

What are you talking about?

We're like 50 miles

outside of Milwaukee.

I think I know where I am.

I was going from Oklahoma City

to South Dakota.

You guys are both crazy.

I'm not in Wisconsin!

There's no way.

Well, there's sure as hell no way

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