End Of Watch Page #11

right there, bro. Sh*t.

Oh, sh*t.

What the f*** is it?

Homeboy's a player, dude.

We got a surprise for you.

Liberace's AK.

What?

Holy sh*t.

Here we have two of the

major food groups, money and guns.

This is the lifeblood of our

organization. Paperwork.

The way red corpuscles carry

oxygen through the body,

paperwork carries information

through the department.

What are corpuscles?

Evening, guys.

Evening. How you doing, Captain?

Sir.

So this is it? These are the

guns you took off the cowboy?

Yup.

Yes, sir.

Mind if I pick them up?

Fancy.

That's some nice hardware.

Yeah, I heard he took a shot at you.

You okay?

Yeah, I'm fine. I'm good.

He's good.

Liberace's AK.

This looks

like Liberace's AK.

Keep up the good work, guys. I

really appreciate it. Carry on.

Thank you.

Good evening, sir.

Good night, Van Hauser.

Evening, sir.

Why do you get nervous?

Women want him, men want to be him, man.

He's just...

Yeah, I know.

But you want him.

Dude, I'm not gay, but I'd

go down on him if he asked.

Sometimes I don't know

when you're kidding.

And I have to know

when you're kidding.

I'm not kidding. I gotta

know when you're kidding.

I'm not kidding.

Oh! Dude. I gotta go.

I'm taking Janet

to the Philharmonic.

Enjoy your white people sh*t.

Oh, thanks, I'll bring

you back a burrito.

No problem.

You're the best.

One more time.

Dude! Stop.

Stop, man, f***.

What are you gonna

say to the taxpayers

when you crash the f***ing car?

Drink more coffee.

Dude, I'm on my

ninth f***ing Red Bull.

Oh!

We got a fire.

Where?

Over there.

13 X-ray 13, we're Code

6 on a structure fire.

What's that address?

1-0-0-2.

1002 Sixth Street. Go ahead

and send RA and fire.

13X 13,

roger on the RA.

My babies!

My babies are in there!

Where? Where?

They're upstairs

in the bedroom.

All right, ma'am.

Z, no! Yo, yo, yo, Z! Z,

wait for fire, bro! F***!

- Over there, kids' room.

- Sh*t.

Dude, the kids' room,

come on! Come here.

Hey, come here, come here.

- Go with him!

- Come on! Come here!

Come here. Wrap your

arms around me.

There you go. Wrap your legs around me.

You got it.

There you go.

I'm going down, Z!

Come on, come on, come on. Come on.

Wrap your legs, then go. Yup.

Z, you all right?

I'm good. I'm good.

Come on.

Go, go, go, man!

I'm going,

man. F***!

Come on,

put your head right here.

Come on.

- Let's go! Let's go!

- Come down!

Come on, man!

Where's my baby girl?

Where is she?

Wait, wait, wait, lady,

you got more kids?

My girl. She's two.

Oh, sh*t.

No, Z, Z, no! Come on!

Go, go, go,

get up!

F***, it's hot.

God damn it!

Come here, babe.

Come here. Come here.

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