Elvira: Mistress of the Dark Page #3

Synopsis: When a chauvinist millionaire buys the television network where the sexy Elvira is the horror hostess of a late show, she quits her job with the intention of producing her own show in Las Vegas. However, the producers demand 50 thousand dollars from her and Elvira does not have the money. Out of the blue, she receives a telegram informing that her great-aunt Morgana died and she has an inheritance to receive. Elvira drives to the uptight town of Fallwell, Massachusetts, where her convertible breaks down. While repairing her convertible, Elvira inherits an archaic mansion, a recipe book and a poodle. Her great-uncle Vincent Talbot proposes to buy her book, but the poodle hides it in the sofa. Meanwhile, the conservative council of Fallwell feels uncomfortable with Elvira's clothes and behavior and does not let her find a job. But cinema owner Bob Redding and the local teenagers help Elvira. When she decides to cook a dinner to impress Bob, she uses Morgana's recipe and finds that it is
Genre: Comedy, Horror
Director(s): James Signorelli
Production: New World Video
  1 win & 4 nominations.
 
IMDB:
6.5
Rotten Tomatoes:
47%
PG-13
Year:
1988
96 min
1,710 Views


It was also a mother to me, dear.

Well, since we have met the

mandatory waiting, can begin.

It was the wish of Mrs. Talbot,

all heirs

be present to

reading of the will.

All heirs are present,

I, myself, and ... me.

Apparently Ms. Talbot had

a great-niece, Elvira,

which is also one of the

beneficiaries.

That is impossible.

Who is this great-niece?

Hey guys! Sorry I'm late!

Well, also the aunt.

Did he die?

Nothing serious, I hope.

Nice jacket!

Which museum drew it?

There is a bathroom around here? The motel

looks like a science project.

Who is this woman?

This must be the great-niece

Ms Talbot.

Elvira, this is the brother

his aunt, Vincent Talbot.

She was my aunt, you are his brother,

must be my ... Uncle Vinnie!

Get me out of this woman!

And you must be Aunt Em and Uncle Remus.

There is nothing like home!

Nothing like home

Go ahead, Bigelow,

once we finish!

Yeah, right, finish

before someone else dies.

"This is the only and last testament

Morgan Talbot of the deceased. "

"My housekeeper, Mrs. Morrissey,

for their loyalty and devotion, "

"I leave my silver service and

a sum of $ 5,000. "

Hey, what's wrong?

It has a big chunk!

"Mr. Morrisey, my driver, I leave my

car and a sum of $ 5,000. "

Wow, 10,000 for the service!

The old silver was rotten.

I meant that my sweet Aunt Morgana,

was very generous!

Does it say about me?

Which leaves me? Which leaves me?!

- "My great-niece, Elvira ..."

- Come on, Aunt Morgana, a lot of money!

Lots of money!

"I leave my house, my dog, Algonquin

and my precious cookbook. "

That's it?

A house, a dog and a book?

Please, if I may finish.

"Finally,

my dear brother, Vincent,

the rest of my goods and properties,

which means nothing "

Where's the money?

Where is the furniture?

Where is Bob Ubanks?

Do not mention it.

I do not understand. What is the importance

a silly recipe book?

This silly cookbook,

has much more power

than their poor minds

never could imagine.

and by right belongs to me.

I have that book.

Great! I need a house in Falwell,

well as a padded bra.

I can not live here.

I would go crazy! Understand?

- I take you somewhere?

- Long moron, not in the mood!

Are you, Uncle Vinnie!

Uncle Vinnie ...

I must apologize for my behavior

in the office, is that your appearance was ...

a bit shocking to me.

All right. When I appear,

all are impressed.

Yeah, well, as you can see,

My sister and I say ...

We had our differences.

I guess, the truth that

spent a bit.

Listen to Vinnie, I will share my

inheritance with you. I give the dog.

No Thanks! But I am interested in

cookbook.

You know, for the sentimental value.

- You will pay, I give you, say, $ 50.

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Sam Egan

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