Ekipazh Page #4

flight Right Joystick, take her up. No tricks please!

Flight path is set.

- One hundred knots. - Check!

- At speed for takeoff...

[Woo Hoo]

[ passengers all gasp]

Retract the landing gear.

- Landing gear retracted.

- I'm home again!

- Leonid Zinchenko, is everything okay? Passengers are complaining..

- Everything is fine. - Girl! Do you have coffee?

Dark and without sugar.

- Gushchin! - We did well today?

- First combat flight, right? You see, young man...

This is not combat flying. It's the transport of passengers.

In the lounge are not commandos, simply 200 people,

who just want to get home.

Do you understand? - Ahh

- Excuse me. I took off suddenly, but no one died.

- No kidding! Now listen to me carefully.

- I do not want to file a report about an improper

takeoff. This is the first and last time!

- Also, you should not be making fun of the crew!

- I make fun of? - What you said to Andrey?

- He's your teammate! - It was just a little

joke. Stewards was the profession of women.

- Do you have a wife, kids?

- Who? Yes, no well not yet!

Kamikaze. If you don't watch out, You'll kill

others. Gushchin, I've officially warned you!

May I congratulate you?

And so... two lovers who are

angry with each other...

Suddenly, Sveta runs in from the second

floor and yells:
I saw a miracle.

- What? Did you say something?

- Yeah? - You said something?

Don't you like it? Here

have some meatballs.

- Did something happen to you at work?

- I have a troublesome trainee.

- Again? You always problems with them...

Better to do this with our son.

Is he married?

Our family is crazy.

- Working husband, wife too, and our son's an empty gourd.

- Well not completely empty, but he doesn't have any goals.

- The both of you need to...

- Shut up! - What's up with you?

Where are you going?

Valera, are you crazy?

- We're on the third floor? - Normally. - Normally what?

- How many times have I told you this house does has doors?

Stop acting like an Acrobat.

- If you fall, who's going

to pick up the baby, huh?

- New tattoos, huh? Are you preparing for prison life?- maybe. - So drink and

smoke more... - I don't drink or smoke. I'm a member of "Straight edge".

- What is the issue with his English teacher?

- No that team is still strong.

- You're talking nonsense! - Don't...

- I'm wondering, when is the makeup test?

- I don't know. - Who knows? - Will you be a Lawyer.

- I can arrange for flight school? - What, to be like you?

- Back and forth, like a taxi driver. - What? - Let's go

to bed. To sleep! - It's impossible to speak with him.

- And you are so easy to...

- Valera. I told you don't lock this door.

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