Ek Main Aur Ekk Tu Page #4

l'm loose.

l'm loose.

Whackaaaaaaaaw!

Loose.

See.

- Hey, guys.

Could you please help us?

Could you please help me?

Look at me.

Do l look uptight? Boring?

lt's Christmas and

we'd love to help you.

You see this lady over here?

We met five hours ago

and we want to get married.

Hi ! - Can you guys come on in

and help be our eyewitnesses?

l can't see anything.

We'd love to witness your eyes.

Where are you taking me?

l want to go home.

This is God's home.

Vegas is the only

place in the world...

...where you are allowed to get

married at anytime, in any condition!

And people often do get

hammered and then married.

And maybe that night, we...

Oh sh*t...

Thank you. Thank you very much.

No no no no

Aaaaaaah!!!

Please don't cry. Everybody's staring.

We can annul this marriage.

Britney Spears did it too.

No... no... no... no. An annulment

is very different from a divorce.

When two people get married under..

..'not normal' conditions the law

gives them the right to cancel...

...the marriage without

having to file for a divorce.

lt's like never having

gotten married in the first place.

We're going to have to annul this.

Don't worry an annulment is

very different from a divorce.

Britney Spears has done it too.

l'm aware of that.

- Good.

and a number 3 please.

So... You were

rather charged last night.

Me? You mean we!

l'm always charged. But you!

ln all that excitement l don't

know where l left my scooter.

l'm going to have to

register a police complaint.

ls 4 days enough?

Enough for what?

To have a child.

To get an annulment, what else!

Why? Do you plan on

getting married again in 4 days?

l want to spend New Years in lndia.

Hello?

Spending new years with your family..

..or staying married

to a total stranger?

Prioritize!

Can l suggest something? What if

we tear the marriage certificate?

lt'll be our secret.

Do you think we're

playing house-house here?

This is a legal marriage and l

would like to legally cancel it.

Can we leave?

My husband will take care of that.

Your shoes are a size too big for me.

l sincerely apologise. Next

time will buy shoes in your size.

Hangover

Are you feeling okay?

l'm sorry, last night l

should have never instigated...

...you into drinking that much.

Sometimes l behave really stupidly.

l wish when l make a mistake..

..someone would correct

me right then and there.

Please stop blowing into your

milkshake. lt's very irritating.

Exactly... Thanks!

You could have warned me

before putting the window up.

Wow! You're actually

blaming me for this one too?

Can you ever find faults in yourself?

You're the one who shut the window.

Clean it. Properly.

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