Eight and a Half: Go Ego - Music Video Page #4

---

- Really?

You've still got your looks.

Why don't you go back to acting?

I was up all night with

an idea for the spaceship.

Why don't we make the upper story...

Conocchia, don't take my arm!

I hate it! And wear a jacket!

Now I need to wear a jacket

to talk to you...

How are you? How was your trip?

Good. It's been an hour...

What a blinding vision! Beautiful!

- Really?

- Yes.

You're always telling me

I'm 'bellissima'

but you never tell me about my part.

How was my screen test?

- Great, or you wouldn't be here.

They told me I have to look

motherly and eat a lot of pasta.

I should gain six pounds. Is this all?

See? You already know

more than I do.

You are the author.

You should be telling me something.

- What should this lady do?

- What?

Agostini!

I don't want to bother you.

The hotel is grand,

the whisky, excellent.

But I have three questions.

Yes, yes, later. What is it?

Ah, yes, yes. Pardon me.

Agostini, we should...

I just didn't feel like talking to that guy.

Claudia is getting offers

from all over the world.

I can't keep her waiting.

Give her something.

Do you have a script,

a few pages, an idea?

Does Claudia realize that this

might be a great part?

Perhaps the best she's ever

played? I'll explain...

I'm telling you as a friend,

you're gonna lose her.

- You want to see the old men or not?

- Are you crazy? We're ready...

What?

- The old men.

- Where are they?

- Here.

Signora Carla called. She doesn't

want to stay in that hotel.

It's ugly. She's right.

- What can I do? Bring her here?

I'll call the old men.

Sorry, I wanted to introduce you

to my little wife.

Thrilled.

She writes too. She's a columnist

for some ladies' magazines.

She's got a few questions for you.

My readers go crazy for romance.

Could you tell me something

about your love life?

Here they are.

Say hello to the Dottore.

Step down. You too, General.

- How old are you?

- 70.

- And you?

- 64.

- And you?

- 68.

They aren't old enough.

What? This one

has one foot in the grave.

Next time I'll get three corpses.

You asked for a pathetic type...

This one makes you wanna cry

the minute you see him.

Hello, Commendatore.

If you kneel, what do I do?

Get up or you'll hurt yourself.

How are you, little Guido?

Hello, Commendatore.

We took a helicopter.

This one screamed the whole way.

Where's the swimming pool?

We haven't even checked in. Shut up!

Has the treatment helped?

- Yes.

- Feeling better? Here.

- What is it?

Just a token.

- You're always giving me presents.

- It's just like mine.

It doesn't need winding.

A watch! A little watch, everyone!

- So, are your ideas any clearer now?

- Yes, I really think so.

Rate this script:0.0 / 0 votes