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What do you say?

Partners?

(laughing)

Do you need an attacker?

Dave!

My man!

[Dave] What's going on?

How ya been?

Oh, good good.

So, this is the place?

Yeah, we're

getting an upgrade.

Richard Brixton's

writing the check.

Brixton.

Brixton.

That dude runs

hot and cold, bro.

Oh well, better get

it while we can.

Where do I set up?

Down the hall.

Up the stairs.

There.

(door opening and closing)

Hi.

I know that you probably

don't remember...

[Tyler] Venus water.

Yeah.

Yeah, come in.

We're not open for

business, if ever.

I have tuna.

No, I, um...

Jonathan just got into

this like huge fight

with his manager.

And he trashed the hotel room.

I'm from out of town and

I remembered the name

of your restaurant.

And I know you don't know me,

and I know that I could be

like a serial

killer or something.

Oh.

But, I was hoping that you,

that I could crash here.

Yeah.

Yeah, no problem.

Make yourself at home.

I mean, it's just

gonna be for one night.

Kate, you can stay

as long as you want.

But if you murder me, just

make it quick, okay, 'cause...

Hey dude, I was

wondering if...

Kate, this is Dave Foreman.

Dave, Kate Valery...

Hey.

So, Ty.

When are the others showing up?

(horn honking)

Right about now.

(light rock music)

Tyler Conway.

Yeah, dude.

Yeah, I was at the LAN

when you barbecued Spencer.

(laughing)

Oh my God!

You were like,

you were like pew!

And I was like, "Oh, sh*t!"

And then Jonathan was like,

"F*** this sh*t!"

(laughing)

Dude, thank you,

for pissin' him off and

getting him to rage quit.

Dude, don't sweat it,

Jonathan's a dick.

I was ready to

jump ship, anyway.

Okay, okay.

No, trust me.

I hear you, man, I hear you.

I'm Cranked, by the way.

Or Steve, it doesn't matter.

(laughing)

All right, hey, I'll

post 15 tweets a day,

10 on Facebook, and

I'll throw in a Tumblr

for 250 a week.

(horns honking)

Okay?

Hey, are we a go?

All right, rad rad rad.

I'll send you the bio and

pics and everything else.

Okay.

Ego, we finally meet.

Ah, do me a favor, man.

Call me by real name, Wayne.

Ah, we're trending.

Guess you really took

Spencer down a notch.

I'd get a bodyguard

if I were you.

[Tyler] All right boys,

make yourself at home.

(distant siren wailing)

I didn't even know she

was part of the deal.

Yeah, I'd get two

bodyguards if I were you.

What are you doing?

Hangin' up my sh*t.

Should I put it somewhere else?

Freaky.

(dramatic orchestral music)

(door opening)

(heavy breathing)

(dramatic orchestral

music rising)

Take a deep breath.

Let it out.

Squeeze the trigger slowly.

(gun clicking)

(chuckling)

It's the safety.

All right bud, try it again.

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