Eggs Page #2

the god of two faces...

one looking ahead,

the other back...

That lottery ticket was sold

in the county of Buskerud.

The second prize of 50.000 kroner

goes to ticket number 1409224.

The winner

also lives in Oslo.

No luck this week either.

Moe, it's quite impossible to get

this Christmas tree out.

Do I really have to keep

telling you every year that

...you have to take it out through

the door, Christmas tree stand first.

"Every year"... yeah, right, you fool.

Always wipe with...

let's just rewind the roll first...There!

So where shall I put it then?

Put it where we usually do.

Well, where, where then?

In the wood shed, of course.

In the shed?

- Yes, that's right.

- Bah, the shed!

I cannot get the door to

the wood shed open.

Is it really necessary of you

to burst in here just for that?

Right, get out!

I'll be there shortly.

Others might want to

use the bathroom as well.

Can I get some peace

and quiet now?

It's the Hordaland county chapter of The

National Association of Road Traffic Victims,

that has been gathering signatures

to force the government into improving

conditions for victims of traffic accidents.

"We can no longer accept that young

people are being put in nursing homes

or that they are sent there

after receiving hospital treatment,"

said spokesperson for the delegation,

Solveig Melvold, to the mayor.

The students at the University of Bergen

are in general

content with their financial situation.

This is the finding of

a comprehensive survey of students...

Leopard...

No, that's seven letters.

They must have made

a mistake here.

- Gepard [cheetah]

-Huh?

Gepard!

Gepard?

You mean geopard, then.

-No, it's gepard!

- Gepard?

Ge-pard.

Child molestation...

Oh, no! Yuck!

Child molestation?

Yes, and this is just

the tip of the ice berg.

Do you remember that time

daddy hit me?

Yes, but you had

yourself to blame.

The jack goes on the queen.

- Yes, you're right.

Whoever might that be?

Answer it then.

Yes? Hello?

What? Yes, that's right.

From Smaaland?

Hang on.

It's for you.

From Smaaland.

From Smaaland?

-Yes, from Smaaland.

Hello?

The Swedish voice on the phone

said that Konrad, Pa's son from

the scooter trip to Smaaland...

Has to come and live

with them for a while.

Konrad's mother has

become very ill.

Actually, I've never

been to Oslo.

Phew! Oslo, right!

Not everyone's been to

Smaaland either, you know...

When was he supposed

to arrive here?

Well, they... they just said that

he would be coming...

straight away.

- What do you mean, "straight away"?

Yes, just "straight away".

Yes, here they

can come indeed.

On the 27th, thank heavens,

Cylindia Voelund is coming.

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