Eenie Meenie Miney Moe Page #2

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Hello! How are you?

This is Raul.

Hey Raul

One of your tenants Lisa,

told me you have an

apartment for rent?

Oh yeah Lisa

I've

been waiting to hear

from you all day today

Yeah, She

told me all about you.

Basically, the

apartment is fabulous,

you can walk to the

beach, it is super cute.

God damn bro, you didn't

have sex on this mattress huh?

What are you

talking about man?

Shut up. MARCO:
Just saying,

it feels damn near new;

Doesn't have no f***ing

dents on it, bro.

Come on man

Looks good

You know I only deal

with the best

Look, you can make a lot

of money out of this,

Let me know I got

a case of those...

Yeah, of course

What do you think

I came here for?

Good, I take cash.

Is this mine?

Yeah, take it.

Thank you.

You guys know what you want man?

You got a dream?

Let me tell you something

man, When I get maid

when Ivan puts me down We'll

have whatever we want man

Whatever we want?

Whatever we want, man.

Holy sh*t

Man. VLADIMIR:
How

about you farm boy?

Farmer Jack What

do you want, man?

Why are you saying this?

Because a year ago, you were

pulling on a cows' dick,

now you are rolling with me man.

I no pull no dick.

Bull sh*t man; You

are a little house

on the prairie motherf***er

man...

I no.

Sitting on

a Cow's ass all day?

I milk papa

I want to make milk.

Let me refill your drink.

I almost ate it

You good?

Yeah

This is my f***ing jam

Just watch me then,

Hey dude, after party

in my pad it's going

to be f***ing sick

Everyone get together I

want to take a picture.

Get together

Hold her...

hold her.

Hey, could you take a picture?

I want to be in it.

You guys are like

the new crew huh?

Ohhhh!

Do you want to go to the beach?

What?

You are not tired?

No way I am rolling

I have another one.

Do you want it?

It's in here.

Where did you get this?

I'm going to get

a pet parrot, Huh hum...

And I'm going to

teach him tongue twisters.

"She sells sea shells

by the sea shore;

The seashells she sells

are surely seashells

So she sells seashells on the seashore.

I'm sure she

sells seashore shells"

What?

You cannot say that again

Yes I can.

No you can't.

Yes I can, you are ready?

"She sells sea shells

by the sea shore;

The seashells she sells

are surely seashells.

So she sells seashells

on the seashore.

I'm sure she sells

seashore shells."

It feels so good

Wait... Aren't you Lisa's?

Who said I was Lisa's?

I don't know, aren't

you two like?

Bonnie and Clyde?

We just do business together.

Yeah? Well I want another kiss

You feel that?

I think I blew up.

Stop... just lay here with me.

Lay down!

Lay down.

Just listen to the ocean.

You hear that?

I'm being

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