Snuggle in, sweetie. It's cold out there.
Why is it snowing, grandma? Where does it come
Oh, that's a long story, sweetheart.
I want to hear.
Oh, not tonight. Go to sleep.
I'm not sleepy. Tell me, please.
Well, all right. Let's see. I guess it would
have to start with scissors.
there was even a man who had scissors for
No, scissorhands. You know the mansion on top
of the mountain?
that mansion. He made many things, I suppose.
He also created a man. He gave him inside, a
heart, a brain, everything. Well, almost
everything. You see, the inventor was very old.
invented. So the man was left by himself,
incomplete and all alone.
He didn't have a name?
Of course, he had a name. His name was Edward.
Weren't you just here?
show you our exquisite new line of soft colors
in shadows, blushes and lipstick. Everything
My changing looks? That's good.
Well, it goes that saying and I also have a
complete selection of your old favorites, those
tried-and-true products we've all come to
depend on year-in and year-out.
You know that?
I know. Bye, Helen.
You know, you didn't have to call me, ma'am.
I could? I don't think so.
Yeah, you see, it's easy. The food trap's
clogged. That's all. You see this bolt here?
You just unscrew this. OK? And out she pops.
haven't made a commercial on the subject.
And then you just take this and put it back in
because it fits in there by itself. And then
you just screw this back on.
(The bell rings.)
for a moment? Now. Don't go anywhere. I'll be
right back. This is fascinating. I wouldn't
want to miss a moment of it.
Good morning, Joyce. Avon calling.
Why! Peg. Have you gone blind? Can't you see
there's a vehicle in my driveway?
means I'm busy.
(Joyce shuts the door with a
dear, what one did you like best? There was the
the Bahenie Bliss.
I like them both.
(Peg gets in her car.)
Ding, dong, the Avon lady.
It's just not my day.
(Disappointed Peg sees a mansion
drives to the place. She is
attracted by the beautiful garden
there and enters the mansion.)
Oh, my goodness.
Oh, it's so beautiful. Hello?
Hello? Avon calling, oh my. Hello, I'm Peg
Boggs. I'm your local Avon representative.
don't have any reason to be afraid. This is
those aerobics classes.
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