Ebony Society

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[GASPS]

[Tires:
SQUEALING]

[Security Guard:
] Hey! Hey, stop!

Hey. I said, stop!

[Alarm:
WAILING]

[Security Guard:
]

Hey!

[Jonah:
] Lose some weight,

you fat sh*t!

[Security Guard:
] I will catch you

one day, you little sh*t!

[Jonah:
]

Tagging on my fence.

[Vinnie:
]

Get your hands off me.

[Jonah:
] Tagging on my fence,

you little prick.

[Speaking:
INDISTINCTLY]

[Jonah:
]

Come on, then.

[Jonah:
LAUGHING]

[Vinnie:
]

Scared the sh*t out of me.

[Jonah:
]

P*ssy.

[Vinnie:
] You ought

to stop doing that.

[Jonah:
]

Merry Christmas, Vinniver.

[Vinnie:
]

Thanks, Jonah.

Where did you

get that bike?

[Jonah:
] Been a

Christmas present from my dad.

[Vinnie:
]

F***.

Flash, all right.

[Jonah:
] Flashier than anything

you are gonna get for Christmas.

Got the perfect cast

for you tonight, bro.

[Vinnie:
]

Need to talk about that.

[Jonah:
]

About what?

[Vinnie:
]

I don't wanna do it.

[Jonah:
]

This was your idea.

[Vinnie:
]

No.

[Jonah:
]

Yes, it was.

[Vinnie:
]

No, it wasn't.

It was your idea.

I'm not doing it.

See you at school tomorrow.

[Jonah:
] Bro, give me

my clothes back.

[Vinnie:
] You gave these to me.

[Jonah:
] No, I never.

[Vinnie:
] Yes, the top for my birthday,

and the shoes the other day, remember?

[Jonah:
]

No, I don't.

[Vinnie:
] Well, you want them now?

[Jonah:
] Yeah.

[Man:
]

Hey, May.

Look at those two little homos.

[May:
] Little gays.

[Man:
] Hey.

Are you a homo?

You homos?

Are you little fellas gay?

Homos gayness.

[May:
] Fags.

[Jonah:
]

The clothes back on.

So put the f***ing

clothes back on!

[Inside:
CLUTTER]

[Jonah:
]

Vinnie.

Open the door.

[KNOCK - KNOCK]

How much is it?

[Vinnie:
]

95 bucks.

[Baby:
CRYING]

[CRYING continues]

[Jonah:
]

It's good.

[Vinnie:
]

Can't just leave him here.

[Jonah:
]

He is not our baby.

[Vinnie:
]

Where is his parents?

[Jonah:
]

They are at a party.

[Baby:
CRYING]

[Vinnie:
] So what,

just ditch him?

I'm gonna stay.

[Jonah:
]

Stay then.

[Vinnie:
]

Hey, little man.

Where is

your mom and dad?

Hello.

[Jonah:
]

Should dye your hair blond.

[Vinnie:
] Why?

[Jonah:
] You just should.

[Vinnie:
]

What for?

[Jonah:
] I reckon

you will look good.

[Vinnie:
] Oh, you think?

[Jonah:
] No.

[Vinnie:
] Why did

you say it then?

[Jonah:
] Maybe...

a nice dress.

[Vinnie:
]

What?

[Jonah:
] Birt. Who is

been eating my porridge?

[Vinnie:
] Yeah, who is

been sitting on my chair?

[Jonah:
] Who is been

sleeping on my bed?

[Vinnie:
] Man, if I was

those bears...

...I would have eaten

Goldilocks.

[Vinnie:
BABBLING]

[Beaded curtains: CLANGING]

[Baby:
BABBLING]

[Tee:
]

Who are you fellas?

[Vinnie:
]

I'm Santa Claus.

[Tee:
]

And who is that?

[Vinnie:
] Uh...

that's Rudolph.

[Tee:
]

What happened to our tree?

[Vinnie:
] Knocked it over when

we come down your chimney.

[Baby:
BABBLES]

[Tee:
]

One.

Two.

Three.

Four.

Where is your beard?

[Vinnie:
]

I cut it off.

[Tee:
]

Rudolph is a reindeer.

[Vinnie:
] Oh, I hear

when he comes inside...

...yeah,

he turns into a human.

[Baby:
BABBLES]

[Vinnie:
] There,

come on baby, come on.

Snap!

Yeah, light.

[Jonah:
SINGING] A special word

for you and me

A special part

one cannot see

It wraps us up

in its wings

And holds us

safely

[Tee:
] Am I gonna get

any presents?

[Vinnie:
]

No, maybe.

Its fingers feel like

fine spun gold

[Tee:
]

Please.

[Vinnie:
]

Have you been good?

[Tee:
] At least

I have been trying.

[Vinnie:
] Well, then you

can have whatever you want.

[Tee:
]

What about some Wallies?

[Vinnie:
]

All the lollies you want.

[Tee:
] Am I really gonna...?

[Vinnie:
] Yeah, you will get something.

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