Eating Out 2: Sloppy Seconds Page #4
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- 2006
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- You'renever hot enough.
- STDs.
- Ifyou're lucky.
There'sthis group, Coming In.
I kindawanna go check 'em out,
'causelthink
theymightfixme.
The anti-gays?
Ex-gays.
Justlikeyou, Kyle.
Right?
- What?
- What?
Kyleusedto begay.
Youtwo should hang out,
getto know each other,
swap... stories.
You're an ex-gay?
Well...
You'relikemyidol!
Itotallyjust wantto get
insideyou
and learn everything.
Uhh...
Oh my God...
You two aretogether, right?
Yes!
We'reboyfriend and girlfriend!
I knewit!
You'realwaystogether,
but Iwasn't sure.
Itmust'vebeen thefact
that I act so faggy?
Andyou're really
straightnow?
As a cucumber.
comfortablewith youtwo!
Howlong have you been together?
Afewmonths.
And it'strue love, isn't it,
mylittlesexmonkey?
Ahh!
And you'recomfortable
thatheused to...
Smokesausage?
We'veall got
skeletons in our closets.
His arejust
more well hung.
And how'sthat
goingfor you?
Howdo you think
it's goingfor him?
Look atme, I'mperfect!
Yeah.
She's awesome.
Heespeciallyloves mytitties.
Breasts.
So whatare the
meetings like?
Well, uh, I've never been
to this chapter.
Oh, myGod, would you do me
the biggestfavor?
Of coursel'd do you...
You have to takeme
to oneofthesemeetings.
There's one tomorrow.
You could bemysponsor,
or whatever.
Do it, honey.
It might do you somegood
to renewyour vows
to heterosexuality.
Notthathe doesn't
ride meeverynight.
Okay.
It's a date!
I'll be right back.
I have to go usethe head.
Whatthe helljusthappened?
Wejust got you laid
byTroyfromlllinois!
You mademean ex-gay!
Thoseare myleast
favorite kind of gays!
Growsomenuts.
Do you thinkhewould havebeen
remotelyinterested ifyou were
justanother gay guy?
Listen to me.
I don'thavea chance
in this godforsaken world
of ever wrapping mylips
around hisfortyacres
and amule-
Butyou do.
So, you'resaying he'll
letmehavesex with him
becausel'mnot gay?
You heard him.
You'll behis new
"closefriend. "
Since you'restraight,
you'll getto
hang outwith him.
You'll supporthimin those
straight emo bondingways
until eventuallyall his
repressed passion explodes.
Right down yourthroat.
This is sick!
You'reboth sick!
Youthinkit couldwork?
Damn!
Hey!
No way.
I'mso nervous.
It's okay.
You'll befine.
Whatareyou doing?
Straight malebonding,
step one.
Hi.
Hi.
I'mOctavio...
Octavio!
Introductions lead
to conversations
leadto invitations
ofintercourse
with thewrong persuasion.
I'll do theintroducing.
Whatthehell
do you want?
Wewantto join.
I findthathardto believe.
Maybeweshouldn't...
God believes me.
Well, I did prayfor you.
I know.
Spooky.
I'mJacob Buchanan,
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