
Eat
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- 2014
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(Loud bang)
(Alarm beeps)
(Groaning)
Great.
("Beauty Killer"
by Jeffree Star)
So self-obsessed with
my mascara and mistakes
Vanity's like a funeral
and everyone's at my wake
Before I run out of air
there's more makeup to apply
Doll eyes stare into
Valium-colored skies
I've got a sweet tooth
and strawberry youth
You wanna be my licorice
and misguided youth
And right now
I'll show you how
I'm a beauty killer
Rhinestone my eyes closed
and please fix my hair
This concealer can't
hide all my pink nightmares
Before I run out of air
there's more makeup to apply
Doll eyes stare into
Valium-colored skies
I almost died
but it felt great
Faking perfection
wasn't worth the wait
I may be easy, easy to hate
But you're so fucking
easy, easy to break
I've got a sweet tooth
and strawberry youth
You wanna be my licorice
and misguided truth
And right now
I'll show you how
I'm a beauty killer
Doll eyes stare into
Valium-colored skies
Doll eyes stare into
Valium-colored skies
Doll eyes stare into
Valium-colored skies
Doll eyes stare into
Valium-colored skies
I'm a beauty killer
Gorgeous killer
Hot pink killer
Fierce killer
I'm a beauty killer
I'll fucking kill you
Hello Novella.
Oh, hey Tracy.
What happened to your agent?
What's that?
Oh, I saw that you're
not with Teller & Davis
On the sign-in sheet.
Oh yeah, I've been
For a while now.
Really, hmm.
Olivia Thompson said
they let you go.
No, I moved on.
Did you ever get
a call back for that
Budweiser commercial?
Sure didn't.
Oh really?
Well, I got the part.
We're lensing next week.
Oh.
That's great.
Who's the producer on that?
Kurt Hansen.
I thought he was gay.
What does that matter?
Because he's
obviously hiring you
So you could blow him.
Everyone does.
What would a gay
guy get out of that?
F*ck off.
I mean I guess it
doesn't really matter,
Getting your dick
sucked by a girl
Probably feels
the same as a guy.
Besides, it's not like
he's butt-fucking you,
Although I'm sure you
offered that, too.
You can say whatever
you want to, darling.
But the truth is,
you're terrible.
That's why you
don't get the parts.
Oh yeah?
Yeah, what are you, like 40?
I'm barely 30, idiot.
Okay, let's see here.
Oh, Tracy.
Hey baby, come on in.
Um, ma'am?
We were here first.
Sorry sweetie, but the
producer specifically
Requested her for this one.
I'm sure they did.
Yeah, sorry sweetie.
Eat your heart out.
What a bitch.
I know right?
(Shrill static)
Shit.
(Knocking)
Eesha.
Novi!
Hi, Eesha.
How are you, I just
saw you coming in.
I'm good, how is Jethro doing?
Oh, he's doing fine,
he just has started
Picking on his privates so I
had to put the cone back on.
It must be strange to
have your privates cut off
Like that, you know?
Poor little guy.
Yeah, so did you have
any auditions or callbacks?
Yeah, I had some
auditions today.
How did they go?
Good, you know, we'll see.
I just wanted to know
how your month was going,
It's almost the end of
the month, you know?
Mmm-hmm, yeah,
time sure flies by.
It sure does, yeah,
it just seems like
Last month just ended.
Sure does.
Mmm-hmm.
Yeah.
Well um, have a good night.
You too, bye Jethro.
Say bye-bye Jethro,
come on, say bye-bye.
Bye-bye.
Oh, bye-bye, he's
saying bye-bye.
Okay.
Oh, bye-bye, oh bye-bye.
(Phone vibrates)
Hello?
Oh hey, what's up?
Yeah.
Sure.
I'll see you there in 20.
Eh, I'll tell you
about it later.
Okay, yeah, sounds good.
Cool.
See you then, bye.
Whatever.
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