Eat

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(Loud bang)

(Alarm beeps)

(Groaning)

Great.

("Beauty Killer"

by Jeffree Star)

So self-obsessed with

my mascara and mistakes

Vanity's like a funeral

and everyone's at my wake

Before I run out of air

there's more makeup to apply

Doll eyes stare into

Valium-colored skies

I've got a sweet tooth

and strawberry youth

You wanna be my licorice

and misguided youth

And right now

I'll show you how

I'm a beauty killer

Rhinestone my eyes closed

and please fix my hair

This concealer can't

hide all my pink nightmares

Before I run out of air

there's more makeup to apply

Doll eyes stare into

Valium-colored skies

I almost died

but it felt great

Faking perfection

wasn't worth the wait

I may be easy, easy to hate

But you're so f*cking

easy, easy to break

I've got a sweet tooth

and strawberry youth

You wanna be my licorice

and misguided truth

And right now

I'll show you how

I'm a beauty killer

Doll eyes stare into

Valium-colored skies

Doll eyes stare into

Valium-colored skies

Doll eyes stare into

Valium-colored skies

Doll eyes stare into

Valium-colored skies

I'm a beauty killer

Gorgeous killer

Hot pink killer

Fierce killer

I'm a beauty killer

I'll f*cking kill you

Hello Novella.

Oh, hey Tracy.

What happened to your agent?

What's that?

Oh, I saw that you're

not with Teller & Davis

On the sign-in sheet.

Oh yeah, I've been

thinking about moving on

For a while now.

Really, hmm.

Olivia Thompson said

they let you go.

No, I moved on.

Did you ever get

a call back for that

Budweiser commercial?

Sure didn't.

Oh really?

Well, I got the part.

We're lensing next week.

Oh.

That's great.

Who's the producer on that?

Kurt Hansen.

I thought he was gay.

What does that matter?

Because he's

obviously hiring you

So you could blow him.

Everyone does.

What would a gay

guy get out of that?

F*ck off.

I mean I guess it

doesn't really matter,

Getting your dick

sucked by a girl

Probably feels

the same as a guy.

Besides, it's not like

he's butt-f*cking you,

Although I'm sure you

offered that, too.

You can say whatever

you want to, darling.

But the truth is,

you're terrible.

That's why you

don't get the parts.

Oh yeah?

Yeah, what are you, like 40?

I'm barely 30, idiot.

Okay, let's see here.

Oh, Tracy.

Hey baby, come on in.

Um, ma'am?

We were here first.

Sorry sweetie, but the

producer specifically

Requested her for this one.

I'm sure they did.

Yeah, sorry sweetie.

Eat your heart out.

What a bitch.

I know right?

(Car alarm unlock tweets)

(Shrill static)

Shit.

(Knocking)

Eesha.

Novi!

Hi, Eesha.

How are you, I just

saw you coming in.

I'm good, how is Jethro doing?

Oh, he's doing fine,

he just has started

Picking on his privates so I

had to put the cone back on.

It must be strange to

have your privates cut off

Like that, you know?

Poor little guy.

Yeah, so did you have

any auditions or callbacks?

Yeah, I had some

auditions today.

How did they go?

Good, you know, we'll see.

I just wanted to know

how your month was going,

It's almost the end of

the month, you know?

Mmm-hmm, yeah,

time sure flies by.

It sure does, yeah,

it just seems like

Last month just ended.

Sure does.

Mmm-hmm.

Yeah.

Well um, have a good night.

You too, bye Jethro.

Say bye-bye Jethro,

come on, say bye-bye.

Bye-bye.

Oh, bye-bye, he's

saying bye-bye.

Okay.

Oh, bye-bye, oh bye-bye.

(Phone vibrates)

Hello?

Oh hey, what's up?

Yeah.

Sure.

I'll see you there in 20.

Eh, I'll tell you

about it later.

Okay, yeah, sounds good.

Cool.

See you then, bye.

Whatever.

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