Early Man

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(BOTH GRUNTING)

(CAVEMEN GRUNTING)

- (DISTANT EXPLOSION)

- Huh? Oh!

(BOTH GASP)

(ALL SCREAMING)

Ooh!

(SCREAMS)

(ANIMAL WHIMPERING)

(ALL PANTING)

(ALL GRUNTING)

(BOTH GASP)

(BOTH LAUGH)

- (LAUGHING)

- (SIZZLING)

(SCREAMING IN PAIN)

(LAUGHING MOCKINGLY)

(CONTINUES SCREAMING)

- (SIZZLING)

- (SCREAMS IN PAIN)

(YELPING)

(ALL GRUNTING)

(ALL CHEERING)

(WHOOPS)

(ALL CHEERING)

(GROANS)

(ALL CHEERING)

(GRUNTS)

(CHEERING CONTINUES)

DUG:
Nearly there, Hognob.

Nearly there.

Just a bit farther.

Try a little bit harder.

We can do it.

Just a little bit more, Hognob.

(GRUNTING)

I can reach it.

Got it.

(SCREAMING) Still got it.

(GROANING)

(YELPING)

(LAUGHING) Hognob, enough!

Oi, enough now!

(MAMMOTH TRUMPETING)

Mammoths! Come on, Hognob.

Let's go wake Bobnar.

Hey, Chief.

Chief!

What? What? What?

(GROANING)

DUG:
Are you awake, Chief?

(LAUGHS)

- (SCREAMS)

- DUG:
Chief?

Time to go hunting.

Bit early, isn't it, Dug?

But, Chief, we're early man.

(YAWNS)

Come on, everyone.

Time to get up.

(ALL GASP)

Morning, everyone.

ALL:
Morning, Chief.

- Bit nippy this morning.

- (CROCODILE BITES)

Ow! Ow!

Ow!

(ALL LAUGHING)

Oops. Sorry. (CHUCKLES)

Wait, Chief. Chief...

Chief.

So I've been thinking.

You know we always hunt rabbits?

Yeah. Very tasty they are, too.

Yes, but couldn't we

try hunting something,

well, you know, bigger?

What, like a hare?

No, like a buffalo or a mammoth.

(GASPS)

(CHUCKLES) You want us to hunt a

five-ton, bone-crushing mammoth?

Yeah. Why not?

I really believe

we could do it, Chief.

Dug, look at our ancestors.

You don't see them

hunting big things, do you?

They hunted little round beasts.

Of some sort.

Yeah, what are

those things anyway?

Don't know.

I suppose they couldn't

draw rabbits back then.

Wait. Sorry, no, Chief.

Chief,

about the mammoth thing...

Look, I'll tell you what, I'll

definitely bear it in mind.

All right?

Come on, Dug.

Right, gather round.

Grab a spear.

Oh! It's pointy!

- Oh, Treebor. Just get over there.

- Aw, Mum!

- Morning, Barry.

- Morning, Dug.

Mr. Rock coming hunting today?

Oh, yeah, wouldn't miss it

for the world.

Morning, Asbo.

Change your underpants today?

Yeah! Changed them

with Thongo, Chief.

Champion!

Mmm.

- Chief.

- Yes, Gravelle?

When I put my arm up, it hurts.

Well, don't do it, then.

Grubup, don't eat that.

That's Eemak.

(CHUCKLES) Yum!

(DISGRUNTLED

GEORDIE GOBBLEDYGOOK)

Exactly. Uh... Right.

Heads down, everyone.

Thank you, Dug.

Shh!

(CLEARS THROAT)

We give thanks for our valley,

our home,

this precious ground,

which sustains us

and gives us shelter

from the Badlands.

May we live in peace, balance,

and harmony with our forest

and all the creatures

we share it with.

Right, let's go kill something.

(ALL CHEERING)

(SNIFFING)

(MIMICS BIRD CALL)

(CLICKING TONGUE)

(CONTINUES MIMICKING

BIRD CALL)

(CAWING)

(CHITTERING)

(MIMICKS RABBIT)

(GROANS)

A rabbit!

(ALL SHOUTING)

That's it. That's it.

- I've got him.

- (SQUEAKS)

DUG:
To you, Eemak.

Ouch.

(DISGRUNTLED

GEORDIE GOBBLEDYGOOK)

(GROANS)

Nice try, though.

Let's use

an element of surprise.

- (SQUEAKS)

- (SCREAMS)

- (GIGGLES)

- Righto, Chief.

Ow!

I got him!

No, I haven't!

(GROANS) Great! Champion!

(BLOWING RASPBERRY)

Got you!

Whoa!

I got this, Gravelle.

Ha-hey!

- (SCREAMING)

- (BOTH SCREAM)

(MUFFLED SCREAMING)

Well done, Mr. Rock!

(ALL WHOOP)

Nice job, everyone.

- Rabbit surprise tonight!

- (ALL CHEER)

(WHOOPING)

(RHYTHMIC DRUMMING)

(PLAYING UPBEAT MUSIC)

See, Dug?

We hunt rabbits,

everyone's happy.

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