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and changed all the settings.

Changed your bloody

desktop picture?

I said I was sorry.

This candle was supposed to be

for my Dad, but he thought it was dumb.

Well, I think it's cool.

It's a reject.

How did your brother die?

Sorry.

He was saving a kid

from a fire at the school.

Wow.

Well...

I'll be back in a week, right?

Yep.

You need anything you just...

- give me a call, okay?

- Yeah, okay. Yep.

Thanks, Damon.

Yep.

Oh, wait.

- Safety grass.

- Safety grass.

I'll be back.

See you later.

Cock hole.

See ya. Love ya.

Done.

I like your family.

Doug and Nancy are very nice.

They're idiots.

Except for my Dad and me.

- I like them.

- Yeah, well...

they're still idiots.

This is Mason Hutchinson.

He's the best computer hacker

I know.

Gidday, Mason.

This is Lily McKinnon.

She's the best female

Fight Man player I've ever seen.

Hi.

Down to business, Mason.

Any developments?

When's the bastard getting back?

Not today, but the next day.

Tomorrow?

Yeah.

Good work.

How did you find out this information?

I asked his mum.

She lives in his house.

Good.

I'm glad he'll have someone

to wipe his arse...

when I turn him into a vegetable.

You've got pornography

on your computer screen.

Oh, Baby.

Oh, Baby.

Oh, Baby.

Oh, Baby.

It's got a virus.

Lilies.

Go. Move.

Hi, Dad.

Hey, Zane.

You still playing guitar?

Yep, yep.

Me and Zane are in a band.

Wow.

He does the music and I dance.

Cool.

Lily plays guitar too. She's really

good. She's good at finger picking.

- Really?

- No, not really.

Just, sort of, teaching myself.

- And she's got a degree.

- No, I don't.

Hey so,

what do you your parents do?

- They're dead unfortunately.

- They're dead.

Good one, Nancy.

They had heart attacks.

Sorry, Lily.

It doesn't matter.

She's an orphan.

Like Oliver Twist.

Well, I suppose

I should say a few words.

Why?

Now we're all here I'd just like to say

that I'm really happy...

that we're all together under the same

roof. It's always great to come home.

And I'd also like to say

that this Saturday...

I'll be having a scheduled fight

with Eric Elisi.

- He's Samoan.

- Oh, yeah. He used to beat you up.

- Yeah, and me.

- Yeah, and him.

He was the toughest guy

at our school.

He used to pick on quite a few people,

actually.

Anyway...

you're all invited to attend.

It'd be great to see you there.

Thank you.

Why are you fighting him, uncle?

Well, Zane... Basically, I'm gonna

restore honor to the family name...

to your family name.

My family name is Davis.

Eh, Dad?

Yep.

Dangerous Davis back in the day.

- Yeah, I'm a Davis too.

- Yeah, well it doesn't matter, does it?

We're family.

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