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or you will suffer
a fate far worse...
than that which hath
been inflicted upon me.
So there I am, hogtied,
lying on my back.
with the spear.
Kind of a no-win situation.
So, I say to myself,
"What do I got to lose?"
So, I take that spear
and bite it.
And I start chewing.
Idol of idols.
With an Elf.
You got to be kidding.
they got no meat on their bones.
You got to get yourself
a nice 250-pound Dwarf.
With hair on her chin
you can hang on to.
Excuse me, little man.
You looking for somebody
in particular?
Or are you just looking for...
somebody?
Actually...
I'm looking for someone
just like you.
What a coincidence...
'cause I was looking for someone
just like you.
We got to celebrate.
Bartender, give me a bottle
of your best wine.
Make that your cheapest.
Wait.
I need the girl.
Bar fight!
Get them !
This ain't the time for romance!
-What are you doing?
-Come on! Come on!
Wait, I got to go back.
I think I'm in love!
With an Elf?
All right, I lied.
I just want to hit it!
Let's get Ridley out of here.
Bidet, bidet, bidet.
That Wraith
must have been defective.
-He did not.
It's Damodar, man.
He's onto us.
With what we've walked into,
everyone's going to be onto us.
What do you mean,
everybody's onto us?
Go ahead.
Tell him what you got us into.
Me? But you--
Go ahead.
Tell me what you got us into.
According to the Wraith
inside the scroll...
the Rod we're looking for
caused the Great War.
Is that all?
Have you lost your damn mind?
What does this Rod do?
It's supposed to have the power
to control Red Dragons.
I don't know about you...
but this sound
like a pretty bad idea to me.
It gets better.
This map
leads to a Dragon temple.
To get in, we have to get
the Eye of the Dragon...
from the Guildmaster
of the Thieves Guild...
in Antius City.
Xilus?
No. Get--
No way!
I told her she's crazy...
Profion and the Empress.
Profion?
They can
take care of themselves.
I suggest we lay low...
Iet the whole thing blow over,
come back, rob everybody.
That's all. Let's go.
Snails,
there's one more small problem.
Problem?
What's the problem, Ridley?
I kind of committed us
to find it.
Ridley, how could you
do something like that?
You--
I can't believe this.
I can't believe--
"This is our big chance", huh?
"Let's rob the magic school.
This is our big chance!"
That's what you said to me,
right?
This is...
dumb, dumb, dumb, dumb.
Dumb!
I got a new name for dumb.
"Ridley".
This is the Ridley-est thing
I ever heard of.
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