Dumbbells Page #3
Ah, Schmitty.
What the hell's going on?
You hit that club last night?
I heard it was hopping.
Oh, yeah, your world's
about to get f***ed up.
Todd.
What's up?
You tell us, motherf***er.
We have a new owner?
What about your dad?
He uh, said he was tired
just to keep me employed
strapped up 30 years ago.
Well, we can't be fired.
In this freaking economy,
no one is hiring
and I know because I tried
to find extra work.
Okay, calm down.
Nobody's getting fired.
Uh, Todd, who is this
Jack Guy guy anyway?
You stinky pigs.
Do you realize you have
a business unattended outside?
Anybody care?
are leaking stank
into my salon.
Meh, meh, meh,
meh, meh, meh, meh.
That's all I heard.
Take the d*cks
out of your ears, genius, okay?
Because Todd, I told you
last week.
I told you the week
before that.
And you told him the week
before that, too, b*tch.
"Beach", really?
Okay, people love
the beach.
- Welcome to America, b*tch.
- Oh, really?
Ironic coming from a girl
that looks like a Chihuahua.
What is this,
"West Side Story"?
You guys aren't gonna do
nothing?
Did you guys
choreograph this?
Well, if you put this much
effort into your goddamn gym
it wouldn't suck
so f***ing bad, all right?
Peace out, motherfuckers.
Smell that,
that's much better.
Did you know he currently
holds the title
world's first ever
male supermodel?
He's dated Kate Beckinsale,
Cameron Diaz,
and is currently married
to Adriana Lima.
The Victoria's Secret
supermodel?
I bet even his dick
has a six pack.
And he's an all Ivy League
quarterback for Yale.
Record breaker,
28 touchdowns in one game.
How do you know all this?
I Google, Facebook, MySpace,
Wikipedia, and Twittered him.
Plus, he told me.
Holy Sherlock.
Check her out, homes.
Whoa.
Look at that
slippery f*** toy.
Uh, yeah, what I would
do to her
would be illegal
in most states.
Holy sh*t.
Mr. Guy's got some moves.
You mean Gay Namath?
Bet I can tell you
exactly what he's saying.
"Hi, I'm Jack,
Jack Guy.
"My dimples could
cure cancer.
"I'm a supermodel and
I throw footballs really far."
"Oh, my God,
your name's so cool.
"Your wallet's so big.
"I promise if you
treat me like sh*t,
"I will love you forever."
Missy's right, dude,
you need therapy.
Bro, you wear a Speedo.
Did you guys hear
the good news?
We're gonna be on TV.
Yes!
I have been training
three years for "Ninja Warrior."
Out of the way,
I'm doing legs.
It'll be like "The Office"
except we're in a gym.
Those are the basics of
the reality show.
The less you know,
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