Dumb & Dumber Page #3

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Our pets' heads are falling off!

Okay, just calm down!

What the hell are we

doing here, Harry?

We gotta get

out of this town!

Yeah? And go where?

Where are we gonna go?

I'll tell you where,

someplace warm...

a place where the beer

flows like wine,

where beautiful women

instinctively flock

like the salmon

of Capistrano.

I'm talking about

a little place called...

Aspen.

I don't know, Lloyd.

The French are a**holes.

Wait a minute.

Wait a minute!

I know what you're up to, mister.

Yeah! You just

wanna go to Aspen

and find that girl

who lost her briefcase,

and you need me

to drive you there!

- Right? Am I right?

- Yeah. So?

- Am I right? Am I right?

- Yeah! So?

So I wanna go someplace

where we know somebody

who can plug us into

the social pipeline.

No! No no no!

No, Lloyd!

No! I say we stay here,

we hunt for jobs,

and we keep saving our money

for the worm store!

I don't know about you,

but I am getting

sick and tired

of-of running

from creditors!

You know what I'm sick

and tired of, Harry?

I'm sick and tired of having to

eke my way through life.

I'm sick and tired

of being a nobody.

But most of all...

I'm sick and tired

of having nobody.

Okay, Lloyd.

Aspen it is.

You'd better not

be foolin'.

Okay okay,

just let it out.

Have a good cry.

Come on.

Okay.

Okay, that's enough.

# I never met a girl #

# Who made me feel

the way that you do #

# You're all right #

# Whenever I'm asked

who makes my dreams real #

# I tell them you do,

you're outta sight #

# I'm bringin'you

a love that's true #

# So get ready,

get ready #

# I'm gonna try

to make you love me too #

# So get ready, get ready,

here I come #

# Get ready

'cause here I come... #

Lloyd,

what are you doing?

It feels like you're running

at an incredible rate, Harry.

Would you quit it?

We're not even through Connecticut yet,

and already

you're annoying me.

- Sorry.

- Jeez.

- We're really doing it, aren't we?

- Yeah.

Hey, where'd

you get those?

I bought them

when we filled up.

Well...

We're supposed to talk

about all

expenditures, Lloyd.

We're on a very

tight budget.

This didn't come out

of our travel fund.

Oh.

No, I was able to raise

before we left.

Where did you get

I sold some stuff

to Billy in 4C.

The blind kid?

Yeah!

Yeah.

What did you

sell him, Lloyd?

Stuff.

- What kind of stuff?

- I don't know.

A few baseball cards,

a sack of marbles...

Petey.

Petey?

You sold my dead bird

to a blind kid?

Lloyd, that-that...

what are you...

Petey didn't even

have a head!

Harry,

I took care of it.

Pretty bird.

Yeah. Can you say,

"pretty bird"?

Pretty bird.

Yes, pretty bird.

Pretty bird.

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