Duets Page #6

- Arizona?

- [Laughing]

- Right?

- Are you crazy?

You're in New Mexico.

- Oh.

Close enough.

They're right next to each other.

[Both Laughing]

Well, why don't you

go ahead and go sing?

- No. No!

- Yeah.

- Oh, come on! It won't kill you!

- No way. No.

- I'd be way too nervous.

- Ah! Okay.

Here. Take one of these.

Just one. Go ahead.

Go on. Beta blockers.

They chase all your fears away.

Come on.

Drink up. Taffy!

- Good boy.

- Sheila!

- What can I do for you?

- Can you do me a little favor?

- My friend here is desperate to sing.

- Oh, no.

- Are you sure?

- No, no, thank you. No, I couldn't.

- Oh, come on!

- I couldn't. No.

They're not workin' yet.

- Uhhh!

- Mm-hmm.

- Go! You can do it!

- Okay! What the hell!

[Laughs]

All right! What's your name?

- Todd. Yeah.

- Don't be afraid. Come on up.

Whoa, whoa.

What am I supposed to sing?

I'm gonna put a song on.

Watch the monitor and sing.

Everyone, a warm welcome

for Todd.

He's a little nervous.

[Applause]

[Man]

Come on, brother! Sing your song!

- Hello, it's me

- [Groaning, Laughing]

- Hello, it's me

- [Music Stops]

I'm sorry, honey.

You started a little too soon.

- You wait till the colors change.

We'll try it again.

- Okay.

Hello, it's me

I've thought about us

for a long, long time

Maybe I think too much

but something's wrong

- There's something here

that doesn't last too long

- [Girls Giggling]

Maybe I shouldn't think

of you as mine

- [Woman] Yeah!

- [Man Hoots]

[Cheering]

Seein' you

Or seeing anything

as much as I do you

I take for granted

that you're always there

I take for granted

that you just don't care

- Sometimes I can't help

seein' all the way through

- [Cheering]

- Yeah!

- [Cheering Continues]

Whoo! Yeah!

It's important to me

That you know

you are free

- 'Cause I never wanna

- Hey, Taffy.

- Make you change for me

- He's so cute, isn't he?

Yeah, he is.

Think of me

You

You know that I'd

be with you if I could

I'll come around to see you

once in a while

Or if I ever need

a reason to smile

And spend the night

if you think I should

- Hey, lady, can you help me out?

- Hey. Oh, no.

I spent my last money

on that bus.

Maybe you can help me out.

They got a karaoke bar around here?

Oh, I wouldn't know.

I guess you wouldn't,

would you?

Anyway...

- Hey!

- God bless you, sir. Have a nice day.

Hey, lady,

come back!

- [Rock]

- Hey, hey, ah

What I like about you

What... What I like

about you

That's what I like

That's what I like

- [Coughing]

- [Continues]

Here you go.

Billy!

Been to every bar in town.

Me too.

I'm really sorry.

I didn't mean to hurt you.

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