Due West: Our Sex Journey Page #3

This thing isn't from our home.

See? And it's so beat-up,

you could say it's anybody's!

What's the big deal. Try it and see.

It's so broken, there's no point.

This ought to work.

Dad!

After that incident,

mom never held another family meeting.

She never even mentioned it again.

It seemed like she wasn't

so strict, either.

It was almost like I was a freed slave!

However, everyone in the neighborhood

now knew who I was.

You're only 16. There's

still plenty of time.

Find a nice girl to lay.

You won't have to yank it yourself anymore.

Like it's that easy.

Where there's a will, there's a way.

Wait for my word.

Wang Jing handed me a condom

like it was nothing

and left without a word.

Honestly, if I hadn't accidentally

once seen one in Dad's room,

I would have thought it was a piece of gum

and popped it in my mouth.

A box would have been nice.

At least that would have had

some instructions in it.

Son. It's for you.

When Jing told me to wait for his word,

I didn't ask for word of what.

But that very night,

he called and right off the bat said...

Done and dusted.

Why does "dusted"

necessarily follow "done"?

Why not "done and delivered"?

And what about the phrase.

"Lipstick on a pig"?

Why not a dress?

I drew a blank

and couldn't guess what Jing was up to.

Up until he mentioned meeting Zoey.

That woke me up!

Turns out we were going camping.

And wouldn't you know

it, a pig on the trip.

Here, let me help you.

I never asked Jing how he arranged

that date with Zoey.

And at that moment

it was the last thing from my mind.

Let me.

Oh, I can manage.

Are you okay?

I'm fine. Just need some cough syrup.

I was simply too focused on finding a way

to use that "stick of gum" he gave me.

Take it.

Your sausage is done.

Brush some honey on it.

Hey, Jean. Let's take a walk.

Why the hell should we do that?

To have a chat.

To have a chat?!

- Sure!

- Hey! Jean! Jean!

Hah. That was weird, huh?

Yeah... Pretty weird.

How about we put on some music?

Sure.

Can I get you a drink?

Sure, thanks!

Get some booze in her.

Once she's nice and drunk, you can...

ls there beer?

Yes...

- Then beer it is!

- Great...

Cheers!

Another one!

Really? You still want more?

Come on, drink with me.

Oh. Okay.

Bottoms up!

Give me another.

What? You really up to this?

I'm fine. You'll take care of me, right?

I sure will.

I'll take care of everything.

You sure you can keep drinking?

Of course! I'm a guy.

Who says I can't handle it? More!

Also, has anyone told you

you have two heads and four b*obs?

Do you think you're pretty?

Are you all right? Let me help you inside.

I'm fine.

Wasn't there something you

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