Dude Bro Party Massacre III Page #4

a second chance.

I've given you enough chances!

Need I remind you

of last year's prank,

when you broke the county dam

and submerged Ol' Parchtown

in water?

But we created New Lake City.

You drowned 4,000 people.

The paddle-boat business

is booming there.

Don't make me remind you

of sophomore-year prank.

Sophomores, get to the chopper!

We are leaving!

Sophomores, get to the chopper!

That's not fair!

Freshman-year prank,

let me remind you,

we helped...

depose a Central American

dictator.

That's true.

Your heavy-metal hot-air balloon

did drive General Cortez

from the Brazilian embassy,

which is

why I'm only suspending you.

During Greek Week?!

What's wrong with you?!

Come on!

It's like Easter for men!

You can have your own Greek Week

out at the old sorority house...

- by the lake.

- What? Ugh!

They never pick up

their dog sh*t!

- It's haunted!

- No!

Go there, brother.

Guys, a weekend at the lake?

That's nothing, right?

It'll be like a...

like a Dude Bro party!

Yeah. Okay.

Yeah.

A Dude Bro party.

And maybe you could invite some,

uh, young, nubile,

recently divorced women?

- No!

- No!

Bullshit!

Come on! No girls allowed!

Fine! Fine! Get out!

Get out, all of you!

Somebody help me!

Should I lock this?

It's done.

Excellent.

Soon, the Dude Bros

will taste their own blood.

All that's required now

is a virgin sacrifice.

Virgo sacrificium.

Yes, yes. Virgo Sacramento.

- Whatever.

- Virgo sacrificium.

Virgo sacrificium.

No!

No!

Aah! Ohh!

Aah!

Aah!

Virgo sacrificium!

I'm an immortal f*** machine!

Buttiker, get in here!

Uh-oh! Someone's in trouble!

- Yes, Chief.

- Ah. Candace Buttiker.

First in your class

at Naval Academy,

in Valencia, Florida.

Are you ready for a real-world.

Chico police mission?

Oh, daddy like!

What have you got for me, Chief?

Motherface is rising

on the harvest moon

to kill the Delta Bis,

but her plan won't work

without a virgin sacrifice.

That's where that idiot

virgin Sminkle comes in.

Aah! F***! My face!

You want me to send

Officer Sminkle to his death.

You see, only his death

will give Motherface the power

to defeat the Delta Bis

when it matters the most.

And, um, what would you like me

to tell him?

Watch this.

Sminkle, get in here!

Oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy,

oh, boy, oh, boy, oh, boy!

Aw, come on, Chief!

I thought we talked about this.

No girls allowed

in the Dude Room.

I'm fine. Ah-choo!

Aah! What the hell?!

Sminkle, um,

I have kind of an important

assignment for you, if...

if you think you're up for it.

Oh, my gosh. Oh, absolutely.

Wait a second, though.

Don't... don't you hate me?

'Cause you called me

a cum bubble yesterday.

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