Dude Page #3
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- 2018
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for feeling alienated,
and then you resent them
for making you feel guilty
for feeling alienated, but the truth is
they just don't have the capacity
to understand or care?
Yeah. Hold on.
What were you and Bemis talking about?
Ugh. So, I gave a great presentation
on Kant today,
and then found this in my locker.
That's actually pretty clever.
Well, f*** you, because Bemis
said that my unpacking
of the third formulation was enlightened.
Mmm. Are you sure he wasn't talking
about the unpacking of his cock?
That... Ten and two.
Jesus.
Who goes there? What up?
- What up?
- Okay, okay. I knew it was you.
Thank you for putting up
my draconian security protocol.
How y'all doing? Have a seat.
Uh, I laid out
We got Pluto OG,
aka Neil deGrasse Tyson.
Next up we got one I call Kramer,
because it like pops in.
You know I'm saying?
And then we got Strawberry Cough
and Barack O'bubba Kush,
because I know you're political and sh*t.
- Ha!
- Get some Cough.
That was your bro's favorite, too.
Highs and lows?
I'll go first. Highs,
prom-planning, duh. Uhm, and lows,
hmm, only having two weeks left
of high school with you guys.
That was so sad, it sucks.
Becks' eye-f***ed Bemis
for, like, 30 full seconds.
Oh, yeah, I did, because Amelia,
in yoga, was pose banging Aaron Jakes'
like cat and cow.
How about this? You like that one?
You like this one?
How's my p*ssy looking downward dog?
Oh, look at that.
What's that one?
How's that back arch
for my vagina?
Wait. Wait, wait, wait, wait. Aaron Jakes,
the, the sophomore
who wears that puka shell necklace?
- Have his balls even dropped yet?
- Yes.
Into your mouth?
A couple times. He could be fun for prom.
Have you guys given thought
to going to prom together?
Just girls?
Oh, I want a real prom date,
like with a penis.
I know. There will be plenty of guys
Okay. Sorry, Slutty B. Anthony.
But this is about more than just
Ugh, fine, you guys are such girls.
You should invite Bemis to prom.
to the graduation party.
- Ooh.
- Hi, guys.
- Hi, Jill.
- Hi.
Jill, who did you take to prom?
Uhm, I went with, uh, Lily's dad.
So, look how well that turned out.
Just kidding.
- Little girls.
- Love you.
Not so little anymore.
Now they're just a bunch
of washed-up skanks.
- What the f***? Shut up.
- Whoa.
- Excuse me.
- They washed-up, they swag.
- They all washed-up.
- F*** you.
- It's over.
- Crap, I got to pick up your sister.
I need some perfume. You got any?
Mom, she, she knows that you smoke.
When you have kids,
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