Dry Rot Page #5

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how long's she been dead can I have your

name please

Fred Phipps what's yours.

[Music]

[Music]

Henry what are you doing mr. Tubb I'll

show you to your room I like to go where

my guests are being placed you know that

they may be quite comfortable mind you

keep the center there's a spot of dry

rot coming up the side not you that

would work it's a charming room I'm sure

you like it it has Wedgwood and.

Chippendale it it's all the big quite a

crowd of you chipping down refers to the

furniture what does Wedgwood refer to

where is mr. Tubb I'm going to sleep

this way mr. tuck hello they got do I

say most artistical.

Phipps my man may I be permitted to

inquire where I am going to sleep in

there Henry

[Music]

Have you tried new QT it's instant white

[Music]

Holy Smoke

do you think somebody's died

welcome to my staff thank you sir

I didn't know you were married married

oh I'm not his wife oh you devil you

this is my home I live here that sir is

my daughter

pardon make leg off how do you do this

is my valet mr. Fredrick Phipps I'm very

pleased to meet you come along with.

Denby now show you to your room right

I'll see you later

don't drop it now heavy

excuse me mr. Tubb certainly mr. Damn

bear right just ring the bell doesn't

work give it a kick there we did I mean

what would happen if we did nothing very

much I imagine except perhaps you might

make a hole in the wall

[Laughter]

You got a torch torch before I've lost

sweet lavender you've lost it yes but

you can lose all sledge so dark I can't

find it well never money can't get out

[Applause]

[Music]

Now look we gotta make certain that this

horse can't possibly win you're giving

one of these pills look twice a day what

for keep him dopey and what about me you

don't be enough as it is I'm not gonna

have some grub well we can feed you

through the panel I know what you'd have

any bother only about the other ends

with Arroyo don't you dare you've got a

stayer with sweet lavender day and night

me sleep with a nose yes funny I'll have

nightmares

in my mind about your nightmares -

goodness like keep him quiet hold on me

keeping with OGG

poor old flashy must be starving down

over that horse taking all my grub to

feed him since last Tuesday ever now the

tapioca pudding and stewed prunes do you

good I only have that because you can't

stuff it in your pocket

will you stop grumbling how do you

expect to get ten thousand pounds

without a bit of hardship you've on jam

on it I might give it a bit of a taste

you drunk all this don't know if the

panel will you while I get some more

coffee one two three one two three one

two three you had to go to the bowl

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