Driving Lessons Page #3
Stop that bus!
Are these
the best available seats?
I must say I prefer
to sit nearer the front.
I say, I would prefer
to sit nearer the front.
Since nobody appears to be moving,
I suppose we shall have to make do.
Goodness me,
somebody forgot to wash.
Oof!
Lovely London.
Sweetie? Christmas in a lick.
No, thanks.
For a boy of 17, you show
a lamentable lack of curiosity.
No doubt you're suppressed
by your upbringing,
but that's hardly enough to explain
what frankly amounts
to little short of social autism.
I shall have to imagine
your curiosity for you.
You're a healthy 17-year-old boy.
You're not, of course,
but you take my point.
You see an attractive woman
living on her own.
You wonder,
"Is she a roaring lesbian?"
Answer, no.
For your information, I've been
married and divorced three times.
Once to an actor,
once to an English lord,
and once to a Californian.
All work flings.
My mistake.
You, on the other hand,
might well be gay.
I must introduce you to Dougal,
Hopelessly queer, of course,
but the old-fashioned type.
Bent gent.
I'm not gay.
I beg your pardon?
I'm not gay.
Not gay, apparently.
Can I help?
I wish to see your equipment.
My equipment?
Show me everything you've got.
Wait. Stop.
Ben.
Can you put your
shoulder under my arse?
Always dreamed of camping,
even as a child.
Half in, half out.
Of course, my parents would
never have dreamt of it.
are the worst snobs.
Are you?
No.
No. What are you, really?
I don't know.
I mean, middle class, I suppose.
Nothing to be ashamed of.
Middle classes are
the engine room of England.
It's just their
parents I can't stand.
"They flee from me
that sometime did me seek
"With naked foot
stalking in my chamber
"I have seen them gentle,
tame and meek
"That now are wild,
and do not remember
"That sometime
they put themselves in danger
"To take bread at my hand"
Any luck with this one?
Sadly,
but for your aid and succo
we thank you.
Look, a camping stove.
Come on.
Where on earth have you been?
It's 6:
00.I got held up.
Got held up?
We had a driving lesson at 4:00.
You should have let me know.
There was nowhere to call from.
If I had a mobile...
Mobiles give you cancer.
Come on. I'll drive.
If I am alive
this time next year
Read that.
We'll have a theory lesson.
Will I have arrived
in time to share
And mine
is about as good this far
And I'm still applied
to what you are
Ben. Where were you
this evening?
We had a driving lesson.
Is that all?
Yes.
Ben, are you asleep?
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