Drive Me Crazy Page #4
- PG-13
- Year:
- 1999
- 91 min
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with anything requiring batteries.
Rupert:
Ooh!All right, that's enough.
(thuds)
- (pager beeping)
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Gotta go.
- What? Wait, wait.
I thought you weren't gonna do
that "safe ride" sh*t this year.
Dude, colleges look
at extracurricular activities, man.
Dave, you're in.
That's not why you do it.
- Oh, yeah? Then why?
- you wanna know why?
It's the same reason you're the manager
of the basketball team...
you wanna be one of them.
Who is this "them"?
People too drunk to drive?
you're with your two best friends
waiting for girls,
one of them quite possibly
Princess Leia,
and you wanna leave so that some jock
will pat you on the head.
- I'm going.
- (engine starts)
You should know that
half the party now believes
you have a part-time job
at a gentlemen's cabaret.
Like it matters.
Drive me home.
you gotta be kidding.
Puke on my leather interior?
I got your ride taken care of.
- This way.
Bring on the frogs.
Ribbit!
you called for a safe ride?
(slurps)
Okay, watch your head.
I learned that on "Cops."
you know where she lives?
Oh, I think I can find it.
Yo, Designated Dave,
you got room for one more, man?
Sure.
some fries with that.
Yeah.
Fries, a Coke and...
Boy:
What about a milk shake?
Boy #2:
Girl gets two-faced boy
in back seat.
Violence anticipated.
There are rules, you know?
- Rules?
- Rules.
- What rules?
- Seniors rule!
you don't send Designated Dave
to ask if I'll go with you
if you don't plan on
following through with the offer.
I was going to.
I was going to.
(stammers) It's just that...
- (stammers) He just...
- Shut up!
I don't know.
I... I fell in love.
(scoffs)
So I heard.
High school love is for saps, Brad,
or haven't you heard?
Now I'm left alone with
the embarrassment and alienation
of having to go stag to one
of the biggest nights of our lives?
Not very likely.
I might as well skip it.
Turn that thing off or I'm gonna go
Sean young on your ass!
- (beeps)
- I think she means Sean Penn.
- That's good. Sean young scares me.
- (laughs)
Yuck it up, clowns.
yeah, if you enjoy
my humiliation,
Monday at Time Zone
should be a real "hootenin."
It's hootenanny.
I'm sorry. Look, I...
(Brad sighs)
Hey, can you just
drop me off here?
But we're still a couple blocks
away from your house.
you heard the man.
- (imitating Scarface) Okay, bye, meng.
- Vaya con dios.
- Later, Chase.
- Nicole, wait.
If your mom's awake,
that Dean Martin impression.
I'll sneak you through the back.
What?
Her car's not here.
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