Drive Angry

Since the birth of time,

humanity has endeavored

to restrain evil men in prisons.

But since Cain fled

the murder of his brother,

evil men have fled the walls of punishment.

So, it doesn't matter

if you're a badass motherf*cker on the run,

because you think

you're better than everyone else,

and somehow entitled

to do what you gotta do.

No.

Because, you see, badass motherf*ckers

are never fast enough.

In the end, they will all be accounted for.

Son of a bitch! Came out of nowhere.

- Didn't she say he was dead?

- You see him?

- I think we lost him.

- I swear she said he was dead.

- Keep watching!

- Well, f*cking he ain't!

- Drive the f*cking car!

- I'm driving the goddamn car!

I don't see him.

He knows.

He knows what we did to her.

He knows! He's gonna make us pay!

- Shit! Shit! Shit!

- I think we lost him.

I ain't never telling you

where they've taken her. Never.

I know.

You took my leg, you f*ck!

I'm sorry, man.

Where is she?

- I don't know, man.

- Where is the baby girl?

I don't know, man.

I don't know.

Stillwater! Hey! Hey!

Okay, Deacon's Tree, man. Stillwater Marsh!

Texas, I think.

You're too late. You gotta know that, right?

First full moon, she's dead, man.

She's dead and hell's

gonna walk the motherf*cking earth.

Hell already is walking the earth.

You tell him I'm coming.

Tell him I'm coming to get her back.

Raise a little hell, raise a little hell

Raise a little hell

Raise a little hell, raise a little hell

Raise a little hell

So, I tell him, I says, "Frank, that's it.

No more free milk.

"You gonna have to buy the cow,

you son of a bitch."

But you are not fat, Piper.

What? No, Norma Jean. "Buy the cow."

Marry me.

I'm saying he's gotta marry me.

I cut him off.

You cut him off?

Not just yes, but hell, yes!

No tits, no ass, and I told him,

"If I see that big ol' dick

anywhere near my face again,

- "I'm gonna bite it in half."

- You said that?

Yeah, sure did.

Oh, my God. How long has it been?

Oh, two days. But that's like a decade

in horny f*cker years.

So, he bought you a diamond?

Oh, God, no.

If Frank had money for a diamond,

I would have jacked his sorry ass ages ago

and put this shit hole in rear view.

But he did get down on one knee

and ask me to be his bride.

- No way! Oh!

- Yes, way!

Honey!

Come on, come on!

You think I pay you bitches

to stand around and yap?

Get the f*ck back to work.

Sit on it, baby.

Hi, guys. I'm Piper.

Can I get you something to drink?

We'll take this.

"She's a Brickhouse" breakfast.

Ten monster flapjacks for $4.99.

- And three waters.

- All right, and what can I get for...

That's it. Just the pancakes, if that's okay.

Okay, coming right up.

Lou, one Brickhouse!

Hello, beautiful. Coffee?

Black, with sugar.

Have you ever heard of a Stillwater Marsh

or a Deacon's Tree? In Texas, maybe?

Stillwater Marsh, yeah, I've heard of it,

but it ain't in Texas.

Stillwater is in Louisiana.

Small town?

Honey, Stillwater is a prison.

My daddy did some time there

before it closed.

I'll get you that coffee.

Here's some muffins and warm milk.

- But we didn't order...

- It's on the house.

So, you gonna ask me

what time my shift ends?

It's a full moon tonight.

I always feel a little randy with a full moon.

Full moon's two days off.

You sure about that, sweetie?

Pretty sure.

Now, that's a hell of a ride out there.

Is that yours?

The Charger? I wish.

Is it hers?

All right, here are them waters.

I'll be right back with the flapjacks.

Sure. But if you're looking for a ride...

I told you I wanted sugar.

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