Drinksgiving Page #3

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Oh, my god. I think she is the major candidate

for the vibrator of the month club.

Nothing, I walked off.

- It's fine.

- Good for you.

I so rarely see people take the high road.

Yeah, well couldn't not invite her.

Kelsey would kill me.

It's just a few hours then she'll be gone.

That's it, it's a very mature thing

for you to do Sarah Douglass.

I'm proud of you.

What if I punch her in the vagina?

That's mature right?

- Oh, hi.

- Hey, hey, hey.

- Hey, how are you?

- What's up?

Oh, not much.

- Oh, hey hi girl.

- Hey, how are you?

- Jenny you made it.

- Hi.

- Good to see you.

- Happy Drinksgiving.

- Thank you.

- All right hey.

That's already open.

So good to see you.

Are there gonna be some hot guys here?

Yeah there's a few, some of them are gay.

Oh, hell no.

The baby's at home right?

- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

- Okay good, thanks.

Just kidding, come on, get in here.

So good to see you.

Good to see you too, how are you?

- Alison.

- What's going on?

- Hi.

- Here's my bean dip for you.

Put your pants over there, just kidding.

Are they carrying bibles?

- Oh, thank you very much.

- Oh, that's heavy.

Hey, can I show, I want to show you something.

- What's your name?

- Greg.

Yeah you are.

Throw that in the oven for about 10 minutes for me?

Yep, Sarah 10 minutes.

Of course I will.

- Hi, I am so sorry.

- Hey.

Is the music too loud?

Too loud, not loud enough more like it.

Sarah, hey.

Hi.

Thanks for having us.

Is Jake here?

That son of a b*tch promised me some smoke.

Oh, this is my boyfriend.

I like him because he's experienced.

We met on Backpage.com.

You did?

My little tiger.

Whoa,

pretty swanky place.

Definitely worth whatever your daddy paid for it.

I'm gonna get so much dick now.

Yeah.

Hey, hi Aimee.

Get it girl, get it, get it,

get after it, get after it, get after it.

Yes, yes!

So rapscallion, scallywag

and pirate hooker.

Come on she's harmless.

Did you get her test results?

Hey, and don't smoke in the house.

You gonna call the cops on your own party?

Jake, Jake.

Hi.

This is my spoon and I want it back.

Okay, okay.

Yes, yes, yes, yes!

Hey excuse me, hey Sarah.

- How are you?

- I am so sorry.

Hi, who are you?

I'm sorry I didn't RSVP work has been crazy.

Anyway I know you got the whole potluck thing happening

and I thought about buffalo chicken dip,

everyone brings that, chips, salsa, humus, probably covered.

Then it hit me, my mom's chili recipe.

You're gonna love it, all the ingredients are right here.

That is so sweet, you did not have to do that.

That, this is so much effort.

It's not a problem, there's a crock pot in there.

What?

Are you f***ing kidding me?

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