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called.

Hi.

Wow. Mr. Extreme Makeover.

Where are the...?

Contacts.

Do you still have, um, your

thingies in your trunk?

Say it.

Say it.

Panties.

What?

Panties. Paaaanties.

Yeah, come in.

Oliver...

Meet Goldie. Goldie, this is

Oliver.

You're going to be spending a

lot time together.

Am I going to die?

No.

You're going to live.

- So, I'm really doing this, huh?

- I know.

And you have your new, gross,

button-up...

...dead-end jobby job on Monday.

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Not anymore.

Bit of a wild man over here.

Yeah, why? You thought I was...

A little stick-up-the-butt-like.

It was time to take a chance and

do something insane.

Yeah? Why the change of heart?

I guess you could say life's handed

me a couple of crap popsicles lately.

Crap popsicles?

And I wanted to...

I wanted to see what this new

girl was all about...

I don't want to be

passenger-driver here...

but you know that PCH is like

the three-hours-longer route?

I'm sorry, do you have somewhere to be?

I think I'm kidnapping you.

So you can shut it...

Whoa.

It's also the more awesome

route.

I'm thinking I want some

caffeine before we go.

- Would you like some as well?

- Um, no, I...

You want to go rob this store

right now?

We just go in, we run in and we grab some stuff and we go.

We might be really good at it!

Like we could start a club.

What would our club be?

Well, The Caper Kind. Duh.

We would go and we would burgle, like,

every convenience store on every corner.

It would be awesome. We'd become

really famous and

And the police would always be two steps behind

us and every time they'd get there we'd be gone!

And they'd always go, "What sort of

robbery are we looking at, boys?"

And the other guy, the little fat

squirrelly guy, would be like,

"Gee Chief, I don't know. Sure looks,

sure looks like The Caper Kind. "

And, um, you know, we'd be

legends.

Also, we'd have lots of snacks.

Please don't take this the wrong way.

You're the weirdest person I've ever met.

- And I love it.

- Yeah?

Yeah.

- Hi. Hi Dave, this is Oliver Hayes.

I just wanted to call really quickly...

- Sorry to bug you on the

weekend, and, um...

A) thanks for the opportunity and

promotion - that's really cool of you.

Uh, I'm really excited, but I...

B) I don't know if I'll be able

to make it in on Monday.

I know haven't come into work yet and shouldn't

be taking a vacation yet, but that...

I met a girl. I didn't-I-

Is this the longest message you've ever gotten or what?

I will talk to you later, dude.

Stay cool, bye bye.

That was a disaster.

So that went, like, F-minus.

Sorry to hear that.

Are you OK?

Yeah, there was just this...

freaking creepy ass dude making some

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