Dragon Wars: D-War Page #4

Hey. Yeah, she's not

gonna be joining us.

- Brandy!

- Hey. Hey.

I should be sleeping at my desk.

That's why I took this job,

so I could get some rest.

Put a robot on Mars, but can't keep

elephants quiet for the entire night.

All right, what's all this hubbub?

Are you telling me

that this old man...

...knocked out those three guys

all by himself, then just ran off?

That's exactly what I'm saying.

Did you get a good look at him?

Can you tell me what he looks like?

- He was maybe 6 foot, light build.

- Oh, hey.

You must be Sarah.

The girl that beat up those three

thugs. That's one for the headlines.

Hey, I'm still interrogating her.

Could you wait outside, please?

Sarah.

- Please.

- All right.

Sorry about that.

Jack! It's me, Ethan.

Excuse me.

I'm looking for Jack.

Jack?

His name is on the storefront.

There's no Jack here.

Right.

Young man...

...shouldn't you be looking for

the Yuh Yi Joo?

Excuse me?

So, what you got,

like lace or see-through?

Really? You know, we could...

I gotta go.

- You found anything yet?

- I'm trying, man.

I narrowed it down from 106,000

to 2700 possible candidates.

Anybody named Sarah, birthday

between now and the end of the year...

...and living in Los Angeles,

will be found in this database.

What's the rush?

You never told me why you need it.

This is fantastic.

What? No, it's not.

There's over 2700 Sarahs

to choose from. We ain't got jack.

I called the City Census Bureau.

They don't keep track of birthmarks...

...or tattoos or clubfeet.

How you two doing? Guess what.

I just got a crazy scoop.

Yeah, whatever.

You hear some whacked-out legend

...and now

you having a latent fit about it?

This has got to stop

with the Sarah stuff, man.

Sarah. Oh, Sarah. Here's another one.

Sarah, Sarah, Sarah.

I just met someone named Sarah.

Good for you, man.

What, you want some cookies?

There's over 2700 Sarahs

to choose from.

Well, my Sarah just did a major

whup-ass on three football players.

- How old did she look?

- I don't know. She was young.

Late teens, early 20s.

- Let me see that.

- Hey.

That's my scoop, Ethan.

Don't go anywhere with that.

Let me get this straight.

You saw an elephant

eating five snakes at once?

No. No.

The snake was eating five elephants.

Only this wasn't a regular snake,

this was big.

I mean, really big. As big as a...

I don't know what. Okay, but...

...it had this enormous mouth. It was

huge. And I saw it bite the elephant...

...tossed it straight into the air...

...and the elephant disappeared

into the snake's throat.

I mean, this thing stared at me

like my ex-wife.

Oh, my God. Thank God.

Did you see that?

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