Dragon Hunters Page #4

He also said that if you don't

want to take me, he would ...

He would ... what?

He would spank your

bare bottom in public.

My bare bottom?

In public?

For crying out loud,

and he's spitting fire besides!

No, what I meant was he

was doing it with his mouth, Hector.

I don't see what's so funny.

Wow! You sure messed up that big red dragon good,

Sir Lian-chu.

That was so unreal,

I am so fabulously impressed.

I've got to ...

find my flail.

Your funny sword? Wait for me,

Sir Lian-chu, I'm going to find it for you.

Okay, Sir Lian-chu's groupy,

your backstage chatter

is very close to driving me bonkers.

Tough luck for the public spanking.

... so fabulously ...

Zo.

You grab your bag and you get lost.

You go home now.

We Don't travel well with little kids.

Strange, but I have this funny feeling

that some real doo doo is gonna start flying.

And Sir Knight Lian-chu was on the western bridge,

with a big red dragon ...

who's breathing fire, and said to him,

in his big, deep voice:

b I am not scared of you, Big Red,

one move from you and you are dead. / b / i/b

Who is the man of a thousand teeth

The terror of dragons far and near

Who is the man of the day

It is him, of course, Silver Knight Gothic.

How did you become a

real Knight, Lian-chu?

Did you go to knight school?

Wow this is really unreal

taking me with you.

I mean,

really unreal!

Are there girl knights?

Cause me, I want to be a girl knight.

And that time you were hanging from the tips of your teeth ...

How'd you do that?

And your funny sword there, is it a magic sword?

Umm, uh, I don't really know know.

The Silver Knight Gothic, he's modest too.

He always says:

b The modesty is the sign of

great knights like me. / b / i/b

He's my favorite fairy tale hero.

I would love to meet him one day.

And become his best friend,

and his future girl knight ... unreal.

But you can't in real life.

Uh huh bummer.

I can't take it.

I'm gonna hang myself.

They're only blisters.

Put some herbs on 'em.

I'm not talking about my blisters,

I am talking about princess blabber mouth.

A fire, a fire,

let's make a big fire!

In any case, did you see how

credible I am with her?

Yeah

But the idea of being credible, Lian-Chu was

take Uncle Arnold's money and run.

Not to play the knights and dragons,

till the end of the world.

The best friend of Lian-Chu always

went to get wood for the fire

along with the

funny blue dog who talks.

Say there sir, am I mistaken or is

your dog is a bit weird?

So, are you going to tell her that

we are not real knights?

Yeah, right, and that we ripped off uncle fish eyes ...

and then she goes and spills the beans.

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