Dr. Giggles Page #3

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Judy Holliday made it famous

way back in 1960...

...when I would have been

just old enough to join you.

And it's called...

..."The Party's Over".

That's right, the party's over.

Good night, officer. A**hole.

Now, Officer Magruder is gonna wind up.

Anyone still on the premises...

...will be partying in beautiful,

recently repainted Moorehigh lockup.

Whoo-hoo!

You mind if I turn this noise off now?

You live for that sh*t.

Ooh. Magruder's raid on Breeder's Hill...

...that's a Moorehigh tradition, son.

You got any other traditions

I should know about?

Unit 3, possible 3- 11

at 5714 Tivoli Court.

Please respond, code two.

You're asking about

Moorehigh traditions?

Ten-to-one Elaine Henderson

called that in.

That crazy broad sees rapists

in her hemorrhoid cream.

Erica, when are you gonna figure out

how to use the doggy door?

Come on, come on.

And stop barking.

You're gonna lose your voice again.

Get in bed, Erica.

The cops never come

when you want them.

Operator, I need a doctor.

It's a good thing I make house calls.

These things happen

when you neglect your regular checkups.

Now...

...open wide and say, "Ah. "

Uh. Uh. Uh.

No, "Ah. "

Ah!

Mm-hm.

Let's have a look at that nose.

A good physician...

...always has the right instrument

for the job.

Now, now. This won't hurt a bit.

Hmm. I think I found the problem.

So this is her.

Some of the guys back at the station

warned me about this place.

Yeah? What did they say?

They didn't get into much detail.

Surprise is the kind of detail

most people around here rather forget.

Well, I've always had a way of figuring

things out by what people don't say.

I think that's called...

...reading between the lines.

- Mm-hm.

So this guy was a doctor?

Yeah, Evan Rendell.

He was the town doctor.

He offed seven of his patients.

Cut out their hearts

while they were still alive.

Sh*t. What would make a guy

crack like that?

His wife took sick. Heart problems.

He was trying to save her.

Somewhere along the line

old doc just suddenly threw a piston.

The sicker she got, the crazier he got.

One day, folks just started disappearing.

Seems he was trying to find his wife

a new ticker.

Well, who knows,

if they hadn't killed him...

...maybe he'd have pulled off

the world's first heart transplant.

Ahead of his time, but out of his mind.

It's ugly business clearing all that up.

Reitz.

It's nothing.

Didn't he have a son?

Wasn't his kid involved

in helping the father out or something?

That's what they say.

There was this big mystery.

How did the kid get out of the house?

That's what they say.

What do you say?

I don't say.

Mm-mm. I'm not going up that staircase,

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