Downtime Page #5
- Year:
- 1997
- 90 min
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Except, of course, he wasn't Jesus...
he was just an old, purple handkerchief.
I was a very bored kid
with a hyperactive little mind.
Pat, go on.
Yeah? Are you coming?
To the shop, on a date?
All right.
Only if you let me buy you a milk.
Don't do this.
What the f*** did you do that for?
f***ing buttons, are you?
Great looking f***ing Madonna
look alike, all right?
So I give it all the lines, then
she goes "f*** off you wanker".
F*** off you wanker!
Propper posh voice, y 'know...
Aye, but tits and arse,
the lot, right?
Tits, arse, f***ing legs right up
to her, bum, mate.
"So, so, so f*** off you wanker!"
So, I've gans... "aye, tonight
I am a wanker... thanks to you!"
"Thanks to you", man,
that's f***ing funny that!
Ma, you pressed it this time.
"Tonight I'm a wanker
thanks to you" Johnny.
Do you not get it, Johnny man?
What's the matter, boy?
Have you not started
wanking yet, eh?
F*** off, Jacko, I've been wanking
since I was 12.
Well you must be f***ing tired.
Oh aye... where the f***
have you been?
What's that mark there?
- Me dad hit us.
- Your dad hit ya?
Your dad's a soft shite but...
Never f***ing hit me, did he?
Nah, that's cos I'd have
f***ing killed him.
I just pushed him and he fell over.
Your mum and dad got
what they f***ing deserved.
Anyway, she gans... "aye... and you
can wank all the way to the bank."
I, I don't know why like.
Doesn't mean nowt.
I mean it rhymes but it's like crap.
I'm just, sorry, I've got wide feet.
Really sore... unless I wear sandals.
Or grey socks for some reason.
Can l, can I take?
No.
- Rosey, why are we not there yet?
- Roy's coming. Just wait.
Didn't complete the game card.
Well I can tell you that we actually
got the game card and checked it.
- And you didn't win.
- No!
Had to tease you there.
But I can now give you a cheque
for 1,000 pounds.
- Well done, Jason.
It's all right, Rosey...
we're going soon.
Chrissy, why does he keep
calling you Rosey?
Rob, after 30 years of building roads
Pat here is only deaf, not senile.
Rosey was my nickname in the factory.
Why?
Because... Well, cos... well, I was the
only one who didn't have a nickname.
Well, one day my sister turned up
and she's like really fat, big bones
and someone said we looked
like Roseanne and her sister.
Yeah, but surely that makes
her Roseanne and you...
Can't remember her sister's name,
Keep looking at your watch, don't ya?
Yeah. I'm, I'm supposed to
be meeting a friend quite soon.
A friend... Right. What time?
There you go again.
That won't tell you when you're
meeting him, will it?
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