Down and Derby Page #4

the shelves... okay then.

So, uh, how's everyone's

Pinewood Derby coming along?

You mean, how's my dad's

Pinewood Derby coming?

I can't wait till I'm a dad,

so I can build my own car and race it.

"You'll get your turn

when we get to the fun stuff."

Your dad says that too?

Yeah.

Yeah, mine too.

Hey.

What's going on?

Oh, hey, Mom.

We're just hanging out.

What have you guys

been doing all day?

Nothing.

What's your dad doing?

Same thing that Danny and Todd's

dads are doing.

And what might that be?

You don't want to know, Mrs. Davis.

She's gonna freak!

Hey guys, let's go down to

the dairy and get an ice cream,

I'm buying.

Well... where'd you get

the money?

I asked my dad if I could help

him with the Pinewood Derby.

He said, "When we get

to the fun stuff."

And then he gave me this

to get rid of me.

Whoa!

What a minute!

I think I got a great idea.

What is going on?

What is this mess?

Oh!

Hah, you scared me.

No, Phil!

You are scaring me.

Oh, no, no, no.

No, no, no, not...

not... not to worry.

Not to worry.

No, this...

this is all gonna be...

this will be out of here once...

once the Derby's over.

The Derby?

Why the bedroom?

Why not the basement

or the garage?

What?

I'm... I-I-I-couldn't...

I'm sorry I couldn't

hear you, the...

I said

why the bedroom?

Why not the garage

or the basement?

Well, uh...

this... this is the...

the safest place.

The... the safest place?

I don't want anyone to know

I'm getting ready for the Derby.

Oh...

Now I get it.

Oh, don't worry.

Your secret's safe with me.

I won't tell a soul.

Phil, you need a shrink!

Yeah, hey, what do you think

of this track?

It's pretty sweet, right?

The track?

Oh, it's a work of art, yeah.

But, how do we get in the bed?

The bed?

Oh, no, oh, that's...

now, that's not...

that's not so bad, here,

watch, watch...

Excuse me, just...

pardon me.

Excuse me.

Just put...

Put this through.

Right here like that.

Then you...

Right like that.

Cozy like this.

See, I designed it

so the clearance

is just high enough, so that,

you know, we... we can...

we can roll over.

That's you over here.

"Hi, honey, how you doing?"

And... and this is me.

I'm over here.

"Oh, hi, honey, I'm...

"Oh, cuddle up over here.

You wanna spoon?

Mm... so cozy."

Phil!

Have you done

anything at all

on the Yakimoto campaign?

Oh! Oh.

The Yakimoto campaign.

Oh, yes, of course,

I've been working on that.

Oh, yeah, uh...

Yeah, and, you know what?

I'll show you.

Oh, yeah!

So, hey, hey!

Relax!

We're gonna win!

Oh, that's, uh, that's mine.

Uh, excuse me.

Pardon me, yeah.

Yeah, it's Phil.

Phil, it's Larry.

Larry?

Larry... Larry... Larry...

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