Double Take Page #6

- Vacation, maybe.

Vaca... Did he... Did he maybe have a

little vacation time stored up, Mr. Allsworth?

- What's your point? - My point is that

we've notified the authorities everywhere...

Mexico, Canada, Oz. Wherever he goes,

they're gonna catch him.

But just in case there's a slight possibility that

he contacts you first, do me one little favor.

Pick up the phone,

give us a call, okay?

- Good day, Mr. Allsworth.

- Goodbye, Mr. Allsworth.

- You know, I actually believed you were NYPD.

- You did a very good job too.

You know, most people who wear these

are actually missing a tooth.

- I just liked the way it looked.

- You would.

It look good on you, though, bro.

It look good.

Hi. Just the man I'm looking for. I need

two phone lines put in this room if I can.

I need an Internet access on one, fax on the other,

paper at every stop... New York Times...

He needs a fax.

He needs a fax.

I got all your money.

Look at that, girl.

Smell it.

That's right. Can buy

a whole lot of dog food with that.

Whole lot of dog...

You're a little cutie pie,

you know that?

- Those things are not included in the

price of a ticket. - All I need...

is two phone lines in this room:

One with Internet access...

- You're being rude, just like you were today

to those two nuns. - One with a fax.

- Making new friends, are we?

- Good morning, sir. How are you? Having a nice trip?

I'm having an excellent time.

Look. Whatever my friend needs here,

you put that on my tab.

You got it, sir.

Whatever you say, you got it.

What a gentleman. You gotta love him.

You were rude.

Racist a**hole.

Ah, you're gettin' a taste

of your own medicine.

Now you're startin' to find out

it wasn't the brother in the suit...

but it was the suit

that was on the brother...

that got you

your so-called respect.

Nice watch, ain't it?

Yeah, uh, it's... it's real classy.

Look, uh, Freddy, I appreciate everything

you did helping me get on this train.

And I ain't gonna forget it. But when we get

to the next stop, we go our own separate ways.

- Your services are no longer required.

- Oh. Oh, well, ain't that a b*tch.

It's just like you rich people. When

you get done using us downtrodden...

hood recipients...

you wanna kick us to the curb.

Throw us to the wolves

like some naked sheep.

What the hell do naked sheep got

to do with ghetto recipients, Freddy?

- What the hell are you talking about?

- I give you this much.

You know, you probably went to some kind

of accredited school, college and whatnot.

- Yeah, I went to Harvard. So what?

- Well, you know, I went to H.K. U...

Hard Knock University.

And that's what you gonna

need to get out of this.

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