Double Dragon

Thousands of years ago

in ancient China,

an evil army

of shadow warriors...

terrorized the great city

of Shang-sa.

To save his people,

the good king sacrificed himself

to create a mystical medallion.

Realizing the ultimate powers

of the medallion,

the king split it in half.

To one son,

he gave the power over body;

to the other,

power over the soul.

This is the legend

of the Double Dragon.

Come on! Hyah!

Shuko, Lash. We found it.

The king knew that together

his sons would be triumphant...

and return peace to the land.

After their victory, the princes

hid the medallions...

to prevent them

from ever being used... for evil.

Afraid of a little aftershock?

Don't be.

They're a... prophecy.

Seven years ago,

the quake heralded my arrival.

Over the centuries,

many lives have been spent...

searching for

the legendary Double Dragon.

Now...

it's mine.

This is only half of it.

Where is the second dragon?

Find me the other half now!

Three points! Defend!

- Come on, Jimmy.

- Jimmy, watch his spin kick!

Come on, Jim. Watch it!

Yeah!

Remain calm.

This is an aftershock,

not a quake.

Yeah!

Yeah, Jimmy!

Three points, team Lee.

Watch his

spinning round kick!

- Save some for me.

- In a minute.

JIMMY:
Billy!

BILLY:
You're tagged, bro!

Woo-hoo-hoo! Yeah! You!

Three points, team Lee.

Dragonfly,

I tell you when you tag me.

Don't call me Dragonfly.

- Call him dragon dropping!

- Come on!

Three points, team Red.

All right, neutral positions!

Three points Red.

Three points Red. Go!

- All right, 10 points for us.

- What? Wha-

- Get him off!

- Billy!

Get him off! Ah! Get off!

Stay down where you belong!

Neutral corner!

Neutral corner!

BILLY:
Come on!

BILLY:
Come on!

You want some? No way!

Team Lee

has been disqualified.

Team Red has won

the Southwest Championship.

JIMMY:
History repeats itself.

Congratulations, Billy.

You lost the prize money.

BILLY:
You were playing it safe.

I was having fun.

- Have fun out of the ring!

- What a buzz kill!

Better luck next time... losers.

- East some fist, buttheads!

- Billy, no!

- You're dead, loser!

- Aah!

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