Double Bunk

Synopsis: When newly weds Jack and Peggy face eviction, they are tricked into buying a run down houseboat. After rebuilding the engine, they take their friends Sid and Sandra, on a local trip down the river to Folkestone, but somehow they end up in France, and with no fuel and supplies, they resort to desperate actions to get back home.
92 min


You're bill Clement I'm sure I don't

have to remind you is two weeks overdue

nine o'clock and time for Saturday

beauty Club good morning ladies this is

your own Michelle this morning there are

two points to raise the bust and just a

simple little exercise to improve our

bust line

ready on the backs ladies we all got our


it's me hurry

don't you see this could be the answer

to our problem

but I don't understand I mean we've

never besides I haven't got a telly what

look not that dear back there Martin

inking this complete home for 1,100

pounds after area do you realize that

we've been engaged for three months I've

never seen you in anything secluded is

accessible it's not as if I'd known you

in the summer at least I've seen you in

a bathing costume oh do shut up a minute

let me finish this

two bedrooms dining lounge kitchen and

bathroom where's the right size charming

garden apply Harper house boat Jasmine

it's not a house you idiot it's a bonus

a houseboat and at least it's somewhere

to live you simply couldn't get married

until we'd found somewhere to live I'm

beginning to feel like a Trappist monk

it was only I

I read somewhere that it's very bad for

the health but does something terrible

at the brain I should have known you a

sex maniac when you came to that door

six months ago in our special enemies

having a Tim full of them Tommy you know

go find Jimmy

I only wanna kiss you after all we are

engaged why are you afraid of me

not afraid of you is it it's by another

come in

what more effectiveness myth thank you

will rush into anything will you

I mean just because we haven't found

exactly what we're looking for relevance

a for the last three months now we've

only got a week to find something we

would have had two weeks if you hadn't

told her a filthy minded old so

she is just cuz we happened to be in bed

a plow Harper that's me Elsa daughter's

name just been doing the weekly shopping

my name is guarded them this is my

fiancee miss dealing I'll do miss

stealing how do you do looking for

somewhere to sit pay me well know I'm

not sure what I can let you have Jasmine

we met October effect response to the

airport you have a large isn't good not

better Tom that belongs to Watson.

Leonard Watson

he owns the mornings Papageno really

owner no this is Jasmine kid all the

steel magnate was a previous in our unit

Shelby makes a nice room yes it does

it's amazing who'd have thought there

was so much space and that's one of the

things I like about a bit plenty of

cupboard space it's another thing about

boots plenty of social life will come

down blue oh you'll have to get out of

the scene

my girl

mr. Goddard and his fiancee misty late

I didn't they are interested in buying

the built.

Jamaican of course I mean it

she hates the thought of leaving at you


Nana take a grip on yourself little girl

this is Meg

electricity's shilling in the slot and

what some charges - could beat for the

morning not bear this well you've

been most kind mr. Harper I think we've

taken up quite enough of your time and

you still never better lunch mrs. Holly

and see what nothing just like this girl

1,100 pounds like us is that the

furnisher house wouldn't get involved

alright I'll frame 750 you throw us off

the boat you nobody said it cost over

15,000 recipe just the same if we lived

in Buckingham Palace and don't carry on

about your nerves the groundwork and all

you've got to do is to provide bacon and

eggs before Tonto

I'll give you bacon and acid that's what

mrs. Alford was delighted to us take

well we've thought it over mr. Harper

and we'd like to have the bird good

heavens you're a chap to make a quick

decision or job only it's a matter of

price all right make me an offer I can

always refuse it Conte 750

alright then that thing about hundred

pounds I haven't got time to argue don't

be a silly boy I'm doing you a favor

these things are cold that second end

you can tell she's our live video killer

the match the federal government is you


oh yes I forgot you're in the racket too

a hymnbook don't tell me you're still

using that story that it belonged to two

old ladies who only used it together.

Church oh I've got a new twist on man it

used to belong to two old Jewish ladies

who only you two go to the synagogue go

dim it look kiddush good chemic it's

sold three cars last week and one of

them was a spy I have more sensitive do

a deal with you here give me a hammer

the ribbon


oh shake run out tonight

new tenants are moving in mr. Watson

say you're getting old

the bridegroom hasn't damaged himself

oh sorry to introduce myself

good evening I thought I better make

myself known if my neighbor spots a

limit boss Lennon Watson of course you

own the mornings I'm Jack got heart and

this is my wife we just got married this


congratulations thank you I heard you

bought Harper's Elbert one day but you

were thinking of moving her moving yeah

how should we want to know her

oh and Harper didn't tell you about the

agreement yeah he's a dead flower

character what agreement

well you see I only bought the morning

six months ago and the man who had them

before went bust well I'm not surprised

he was charging peanuts peanuts and

they're crafty Fox Harper well they've

managed to get a two-year degree but I

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