Dorm Daze 2 Page #4

Then you should definitely come

tomorrow night.

It's completely student-produced.

Robin, I have an emergency,

serious play business.

Whoa.

Man.

What, Dante? What's wrong?

Man, that was a close one.

I think that guy

might have been hitting on you.

You said there was

an emergency, Dante. What...

Yes. Uh, the candlesticks for the table...

which color do you want?

That's it?

Jesus, you scared me.

Ask Wang. He's the prop master.

Heh. Right.

Uh, way to delegate, Robin.

I-I'm totally committed to this play.

Man, Captain Bunkley's wife is hot as sh*t.

She looks familiar, too.

I feel like I know her from somewhere.

- Well, I know her.

- Yeah?

In the Biblical sense.

You telling me

you boned the captain's wife?

She's nasty, man, total slut for it.

You're so full of sh*t.

Ms. Daniels.

We missed you in class today.

Isn't there some way

I can make up the credit?

Oh, I'm, uh... I'm sure

we can work something out.

Please, why don't you come on in?

You know, some might consider it

a trifle inappropriate...

a student visiting a professor in his cabin.

Oh, yeah? Well, I wonder

what they would say about... this?

That's a good start on your extra credit.

This has been

the greatest semester of my life.

And when the cruise is over

we won't have to hide anymore.

We can explore Egypt and Rome.

I'll show you the world.

This is Captain Bunkley speaking.

There's been a change in our course.

Instead of stopping

at Desoro Negros tonight...

we'll be moving on

and docking at San Paradiso.

That is all.

Oh, I'm... I'm sorry, my dear...

but I'm afraid I have to be going.

Why? W-what's happening?

Vroom, vroom.

Vroom, vroom.

Bunkley!

Captain Bunkley, g... whoa.

Well, uh, pardon the interruption...

but I had specifically requested...

that we stop at Desoro Negros.

Well, there are

some very important ruins there...

that I would like to study.

Professor Cavendish, I appreciate...

this isn't just a teaching trip for you...

that you're making

an archeological tour of these islands...

but I've recently been informed...

that the ruins at Desoro Negros

are not very spectacular.

Apparently the only thing

of any real interest...

is a thriving black market for stolen goods.

Oh, really?

I had no idea.

Now, we don't want

to expose these students...

to a situation like that.

No, of course not.

Hmm.

Dude, I'm so dominating you right now.

Oh, really, dude?

Because you've been playing

by yourself for the last five minutes.

Really? Peter, don't you have

an interview with Dean Dryer?

Oh, damn.

I... I gotta take a shower a-and do my hair.

Just skip it. Gerri's a shoo-in for that grant.

She caught that criminal last year.

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